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theonion.com • 62 days ago

Man Allows All Cookies So Website Won’t Be Mad At Him
https://theonion.com/man-allows-all-cookies-so-website-wont-be-mad-at-him/

Comments

paintslow.bsky.social•62 days ago

Well I hope he doesn't give up his milk

mikeseverything.bsky.social•62 days ago

Literally my mom.

ramen45.bsky.social•62 days ago

I feel like an awkward guest when I don't accept the hosts crappy food, so I can relate.

iquanyin3.bsky.social•62 days ago

🤣

re2do.bsky.social•62 days ago

La cebolla

ermahgerderstin.bsky.social•62 days ago

karla-kloppstock.bsky.social•62 days ago

I can relate.

dinorocket.bsky.social•62 days ago

A solid metaphor for congress's relationship to the President right now.

chulowe.bsky.social•62 days ago

Me coded

mysticsock.bsky.social•62 days ago

Update: Man's concerns shown to be unfounded. Major tech companies now use governmental department to steal personal information.

realbossbest.bsky.social•62 days ago

Sounds like #Dum-Don found the next guy to get the American People ready to see in Congress.

evelyn.woke.cat•62 days ago

rent-free

gtld.club•62 days ago

Who gives a F about cookies?

swmark78.bsky.social•62 days ago

I say yes to cookies all the time. And guess what? I haven't gotten a single cookie!!!

I could really go for some oatmeal raisin ones right now.

glassknuckle.bsky.social•62 days ago

If Trump is so petty about the golf and pennies, why can’t he be equally petty about:
1. cookie notice pop-ups
2. Pop-ups to signup for a fucking newsletter the first time you’ve ever visited a site
3. Coupon spinner pop-ups
4. Basically, all pop-ups not triggered by direct user interaction