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theonion.com • 4 days ago

Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
https://theonion.com/concerned-bartender-takes-away-pete-hegseths-security-clearance/

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montanasierra.bsky.social•4 days ago

A fucking alcoholic as Defense Secretary. What could go wrong?

r2habash.bsky.social•4 days ago

Correction: "A fucking unqualified alcoholic..."

montanasierra.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes! You're right!

jujulele.bsky.social•4 days ago

who doesn't think he's an alcoholic...

montanasierra.bsky.social•4 days ago

Everyone thinks he is except him.

daffysaturn2.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wish that would happen

outlawoligarchy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Give that hero a medal and a raise

shadoelandman.bsky.social•4 days ago

Normal fox.

NOPE fox.

The Sims 4

lynseey.bsky.social•4 days ago

What a shitshow 😡

bigdicmystik.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not all heroes wear capes

mmmcheese.bsky.social•4 days ago

oh please can this one come true too?

kathleenreads.bsky.social•4 days ago

Funny

fingcakelady.bsky.social•4 days ago

If only!

thecrazedspruce.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh, Onion. I'd say "never miss", but you never do.

apostropheimages.bsky.social•4 days ago

We are having a peaceful protest today from 12-2 at every US capital……☮️🕊️✌️

lonsj.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂🤣😹

zestychinchilla.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's good to see Jude Law is taking up bartending on his acting hiatus

alwayscorrect.bsky.social•4 days ago

He had to go back the next morning to pick it up, along with his credit card and the nuclear codes.

tsonic45.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Russian vodka was a dead give away.

94l5-5l04n3.bsky.social•4 days ago

Concerned bartender could be Joint Chief.

peggybishop.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣

quirky-gal.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now that's how it's done

podkin.bsky.social•4 days ago

Brilliant!

herotango.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is such a laugh, but there might be some truth somewhere in this satirical post.

melindameyer.bsky.social•4 days ago

He'll drink in the office

cforsberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sad but true.

44lights.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bartenders…

Saving the world one drink at a time.

goonerhk.bsky.social•4 days ago

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patrickpoll.bsky.social•4 days ago

Something the spineless Senate Republicans wouldn't do

synn99.bsky.social•4 days ago

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If they win, Dems would take back the majority in the house.

zingpod.bsky.social•4 days ago

its just this EASY

CITIZENS ARREST ⛓️👊🏼⛓️‍💥

pepe-mccormack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now, take away the keys to the Pentagon.

pepe-mccormack.bsky.social•4 days ago

Actually, Pentwagon is better.

raymclaren.bsky.social•4 days ago

A disgraceful fall down blackout drunk alcoholic. That’s the best you could do with your vote?

r2habash.bsky.social•4 days ago

If you think that's bad, you should have seen what the worst Americans among us did with theirs! There's a traitorous felon in the White House doing Russia's work now.