It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children theonion.com/it-almo... - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 4 days ago

It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children https://theonion.com/it-almost-weirder-that-grown-man-on-roblox-isnt-grooming-children/

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lordjalapeno.bsky.social•4 days ago

But who will raise my Adopt Me pets ?

sigkinhater.bsky.social•3 days ago

roblox mention

goodgoddessabove.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s my stepdad playing with my youngest, he has no idea what he’s doing and my child keeps winning. I don’t understand any of it. I play real video games 🤣

humblehobbyist.bsky.social•3 days ago

There has to be at least one right?

Like he just plays the game and isn’t a total creep

bobnfishy.bsky.social•3 days ago

I remember a while back I was considering loading up Minecraft and then I stopped and thought "nahhhhh"

quantumwizard.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fuck the kids (not literally)

mediumdani.bsky.social•4 days ago

Damn, kinda tru

donutosaurus.bsky.social•4 days ago

my former step dad plays roblox 😭 he’s like 46 and does actually talk to kids on there and doesn’t get why it’s super weird

kevyt.bsky.social•4 days ago

- What you doing?
-- watching videos
- what kind?
-- oh just some cat... no no I mean, porn, yes cat woman porn videos
(silent scream)

Almost caught.

dualraconteur.bsky.social•3 days ago

Morons, this is The Onion

dualraconteur.bsky.social•3 days ago

Satire is woke liberal bias

dalewan.bsky.social•3 days ago

Not being immune to propaganda is a bipartisan issue.

stinkowitz.bsky.social•3 days ago

I say they arrest him anyway! Better safe than sorry, I always say. I mean, it's just like Christian Slater once said - "It's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it." And I ALWAYS look to Christian Slater for moral guidance and wisdom.

isl0.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a longtime Roblox user, I hope that’s the case.

xzayvyer.bsky.social•4 days ago

Honestly, though, I think dress to impress should be 18+

vinkohl.bsky.social•4 days ago

I never trust anybody over the age of 17 who plays Minecraft.

ita.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo•4 days ago

Gregtech

anonymous-person66.bsky.social•4 days ago

why is it so hard to not be a pedophile?
this guy seems to be able to not be a pedo. why is it so fucking hard?

pc-underwater.bsky.social•4 days ago

ok well SOME OF US have been on there since 2009, so why should WE have to leave??

yuukihirai.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean I get ya and all that, but we did leave elementary school after we grew up. just try at least to not do anything weird or stupid

uncannyallan.bsky.social•4 days ago

@terresaait.bsky.social

terresaait.bsky.social•4 days ago

Argh

itsmoy97.bsky.social•4 days ago

I let my child play but I supervise a lot of the games played and if any one tries to send a friend request, I deny it. Since that's the only way they can interact with my child.

thewhiterice.bsky.social•4 days ago

That's a god damn headline worth clicking on.

kenrickencinas.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hey that tekken clone in roblox is kinda good.

metsgirl84.bsky.social•4 days ago

True. Years ago there was this guy in his 40s who felt the need to bully my then 10 year old on Roblox. (He defended his bullying by saying he wasn’t a kid, but a 42 year old man). I reported him and went off on the douchbag, but I doubt anything was done. Roblox is full of creepy adults.