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2 days ago
CIA Announces It Has Obtained The Briefcase
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badassfreeman.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Miss Pauling's gonna be PISSED.
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harimata.day
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2 days ago
lasers
lasers everywhere
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shazamdelstl.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Finally we’re safe.
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trchriswoodward.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I want to put this on LinkedIn so bad.
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trchriswoodward.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That’s hilarious!
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killmeowsky.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The Onion? I thought you guys were out of business because real life is crazier than satire.
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geno.cool
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2 days ago
LMAO i was so invested then i realized who upload the video lmao
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quohaug.bsky.social
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2 days ago
So happy
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humblehobbyist.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The CIA unironically trying to keep us safe with this gamer move
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bikepathrickross.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Bull, Samuel L. Jackson roams the earth with The Briefcase!
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gabepuratekuta.bsky.social
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1 day ago
That's where I keep my breakfast and brick!
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raztool.bsky.social
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2 days ago
They've taken our intelligence!
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zackulous.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I’m so happy half the comments are TF2 related
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thealgebralien.bsky.social
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2 days ago
red team cannot recover form this
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jodami.bsky.social
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2 days ago
If only.
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kayakcate.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Heading to Prague so will be on the lookout .
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fuligo2.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Sea bass had lasers on their heads
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oddhunter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Are you safe to share this information?
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donnaskel.bsky.social
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2 days ago
What’s in the briefcase?
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mandycmerciless.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Maguffin, 97% pure.
#maguffin
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ensiok.bsky.social
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2 days ago
A mysterious, yellowish, glow which must be directed off screen at all times and quickly hidden by the main protagonist in horror
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donniedonner.bsky.social
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2 days ago
A brief.
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bmbl.bz
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2 days ago
I feel the world is safer now.
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vinewood-og.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Did someone say briefcase?
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ronaramone.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Oh that’s worst case scenario. It’s safer in the hands of our enemies.
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dianesst.bsky.social
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2 days ago
What briefcase
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stickerj.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I was worried there
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fistfulofcraic.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It's fortified with FunYuns
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kriswil.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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creakybones.bsky.social
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2 days ago
This is almost as impressive as the time they found over 1000 of Hunter Biden's laptops in a Best Buy warehouse, still in their boxes.
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silversalt2.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Where exactly will they hide the Chairman. Oh wait, I know.., Guantanamo. Am I right??
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abeaverhausen.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The world is so crazy that I have to fully read onion articles to figure out if this is real news or not ☠️
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khovin.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I demand to know the location of the shoe phone
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stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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asterdisaster427.bsky.social
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ohoook.bsky.social
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2 days ago
A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE??!?!?!
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tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
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2 days ago
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
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drthomaslattimore.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Which Trump promptly gave to Russia
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the-atomicpunk.bsky.social
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2 days ago
We have secured the enemy intelligence.
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writerwithcats.bsky.social
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1 day ago
The combination is:
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5.
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rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
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2 days ago
we happy? vincent?
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elcarpincho.bsky.social
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2 days ago
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
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tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
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2 days ago
all right all right, STAND BACK SON
1 1 1
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pearche.bsky.social
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2 days ago
https://www.heraldnet.com/news/hundreds-rally-against-trump-on-presidents-day-in-everett/
Sort of a sick out. Stop buying Amazon products for seven days. Please make copies and pass them out to everybody you know. See below
Thank you so much.
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nadjacravensworth.bsky.social
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2 days ago
7 days? I cancelled Prime and won't use them ever again. There are much better places that don't sell cheap Chinese tat 💁♀️
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uksz.org
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2 days ago
Alert! The enemy has taken our intelligence!
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newtonsfigs.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Not THE briefcase? 🫢
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2 days ago
https://bsky.app/profile/caihatesx.bsky.social/post/3likvxeinr22w
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wasape.bsky.social
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2 days ago
1 like = 1 [classified]
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tf2funnymoments.bsky.social
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1 day ago
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE
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zackulous.bsky.social
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1 day ago
I have returned to the grave
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zogzac.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Whats important about someone's smelly underwear 🤷♂️
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ven999.bsky.social
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communalbrother.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I'll need that fan art of the Winchester brothers back, please
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jimnichols77.bsky.social
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theblockawsome.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Thank god, I was wondering where it was.
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bigfun1978.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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silversalt2.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The Brief Case in Disguise
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lule777.bsky.social
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2 days ago
And now I have the laptop
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zackulous.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Wouldn’t have gotten it if the other team had an engineer in the room
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klovar.cc
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2 days ago
thank
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swozey.bsky.social
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2 days ago
get it over with
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shyeahright.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Aw.
I was hoping for the Pulp Fiction briefcase.
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changemypitchup.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Honestly, wtf is the CIA actually doing right now?
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itsfundamental.bsky.social
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2 days ago
So open the fucking brief case already!
I'm looking for my reading glasses and a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream & Onion chips.
Hello?
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tippyshade1.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😂
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lasers everywhere
#maguffin
1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5.
1 1 1
ERRRR
1!
Sort of a sick out. Stop buying Amazon products for seven days. Please make copies and pass them out to everybody you know. See below
Thank you so much.
I was hoping for the Pulp Fiction briefcase.
I'm looking for my reading glasses and a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream & Onion chips.
Hello?