Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk theonion.com/trump-s... - ThreadSky

eschermca.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump is in the top 3 threats to america according to Elon's GROK

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sothisishell2.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Can we stop pronouncing it Doge` and call it Doge (doggy)

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dupreedon.bsky.social•1 day ago

Musk tells him daily that he's his daddy

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joepaul1.bsky.social•1 day ago

They are both dismantling the US government so they can stay out of jail. I’d say that’s enough common ground to spark a friendship.

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microfilm.bsky.social•1 day ago

Not even a joke.

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nickc11.bsky.social•19 hours ago

He probably calling Elon, Barron by now.

Not that he actually calls Barron or any of his sons.

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ratbones89.bsky.social•1 day ago

4th spouse.

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herne.bsky.social•59 minutes ago

They're both assholes?

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joneste-54.bsky.social•14 hours ago

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schmolaf.bsky.social•11 hours ago

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paganoutlaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

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piebrain.bsky.social•1 day ago

BIG BALLS head of DOGE says ''neesh-TOH Elon says is true when talking to Trump'' when asked to repeat himself ,Big Balls said nothing

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ericmalcolm.bsky.social•1 day ago

They touched penises one time on Espstein Island

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loworderprimate.bsky.social•1 day ago

This doesn't seem like satire...

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waterloo45.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Sex

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catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social•1 day ago

"money"

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mikebwhhte.bsky.social•1 day ago

He bought your election, Donald, don't you remember.

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wecits.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe the Trumpster has 2 right feet to go with the Muskrat's 2 left feet.

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ledrgonzo.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Who that ?

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nikkineverland.bsky.social•20 hours ago

One of their kids had the same mother

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eobmada.bsky.social•1 day ago

The onion is satire right?

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manyaresaying.bsky.social•1 day ago

because this... try and keep up.

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teaflax.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Do you mean how he is/was related?

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•1 day ago

What the hell is this !!??

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soupcansteffans.bsky.social•1 day ago

It appears to be a non-alt text'd image of a news article. Why are you asking The Onion

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•1 day ago

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soupcansteffans.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah that's another non-alt text'd image of another news article. Feel free to stop responding because I don't actually want a dialog with some weirdo, I was just making fun of you

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•1 day ago

What are you ? 5 ?
Move on.

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•1 day ago

Please Google it...it's out there on multiple sites

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•1 day ago

To make fun of it as it's not so freaking funny at all !!

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indyvisible.bsky.social•1 day ago

Or just “Trump Struggling To Remember”

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indyvisible.bsky.social•1 day ago

Will also accept “Trump Struggling To Remember How He Is Related To Elon Musk”

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fakejakethesnake.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Gay

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nocomproindepe.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I'll bet a euro that Trump won't finish his term. Too many people with guns in the United States and too much concentrated hatred.

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dadalama.bsky.social•8 hours ago

You mistaken guns for courage. Some people less high up on the food chain might want to buy a vest. But Trump is safe from the populace at large.

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davecam.bsky.social•1 day ago

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mybits.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Lone Skum pays and tRump follows him like a poodle!

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eifelrally.bsky.social•10 hours ago

It's no wonder...where others have a brain, Trump has a huge cavity that would be enough for the grave of an Egyptian king

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eifelrally.bsky.social•12 hours ago

A Boer and a child molester, what a nasty mix that dominates America. What's up ? Is this America?

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hunjun.bsky.social•1 day ago

Simple, Elon hired Trump to be a used stained happy sock puppet in exchange for several billions worth of bitcoin. Trump gets a daily script and is directed how to perform for his sugar daddy.

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flyhaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

Last time I whinged about missing words and grammar in the Onion I got an earful of "that is journalistic practice now". Is it really? "how he related"?

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flyhaf.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, without getting all "Latin perfect tense" about the whole thing, which I get is likewise bad grammar, but whatevs. In this context.

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