Trump Struggling To Remember How He Related To Elon Musk theonion.com/trump-s... - ThreadSky

sothisishell2.bsky.social•67 days ago

Can we stop pronouncing it Doge` and call it Doge (doggy)

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dupreedon.bsky.social•68 days ago

Musk tells him daily that he's his daddy

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joepaul1.bsky.social•68 days ago

They are both dismantling the US government so they can stay out of jail. I’d say that’s enough common ground to spark a friendship.

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iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•64 days ago

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microfilm.bsky.social•68 days ago

Not even a joke.

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nickc11.bsky.social•67 days ago

He probably calling Elon, Barron by now.

Not that he actually calls Barron or any of his sons.

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dipasquale.bsky.social•66 days ago

I will repeat until everyone gets it:

*The richest person on Earth (aside from putin) is cutting funding that goes to the poorest people on Earth.*

We are witnessing the rich robbing from the poor, loudly and proudly.

And they are kings so we just watch.

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ratbones89.bsky.social•68 days ago

4th spouse.

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herne.bsky.social•66 days ago

They're both assholes?

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joneste-54.bsky.social•67 days ago

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schmolaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

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mrfabulousburgh.bsky.social•66 days ago

Funny, same thing the Russian Tsar pondered:

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paganoutlaw.bsky.social•67 days ago

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ericmalcolm.bsky.social•68 days ago

They touched penises one time on Espstein Island

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loworderprimate.bsky.social•68 days ago

This doesn't seem like satire...

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cardsoundjeff.bsky.social•67 days ago

Sex

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catsbetterthanmen.bsky.social•67 days ago

"money"

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wecits.bsky.social•68 days ago

Maybe the Trumpster has 2 right feet to go with the Muskrat's 2 left feet.

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ledrgonzo.bsky.social•67 days ago

Who that ?

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nikkineverland.bsky.social•67 days ago

One of their kids had the same mother

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eobmada.bsky.social•68 days ago

The onion is satire right?

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manyaresaying.bsky.social•68 days ago

because this... try and keep up.

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teaflax.bsky.social•67 days ago

Do you mean how he is/was related?

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•68 days ago

What the hell is this !!??

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soupcansteffans.bsky.social•68 days ago

It appears to be a non-alt text'd image of a news article. Why are you asking The Onion

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•68 days ago

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soupcansteffans.bsky.social•68 days ago

Yeah that's another non-alt text'd image of another news article. Feel free to stop responding because I don't actually want a dialog with some weirdo, I was just making fun of you

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•68 days ago

What are you ? 5 ?
Move on.

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•68 days ago

Please Google it...it's out there on multiple sites

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tukoandliza.bsky.social•68 days ago

To make fun of it as it's not so freaking funny at all !!

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themedicinebudha.bsky.social•65 days ago

Today's The Day ~ The People's Union Day 1 ~ Feb. 28, 2025

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vigilantgrandma.bsky.social•66 days ago

What the dork Musk-Rat looks like on the inside 😂

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indyvisible.bsky.social•68 days ago

Or just “Trump Struggling To Remember”

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indyvisible.bsky.social•68 days ago

Will also accept “Trump Struggling To Remember How He Is Related To Elon Musk”

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fakejakethesnake.bsky.social•67 days ago

Gay

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nocomproindepe.bsky.social•67 days ago

I'll bet a euro that Trump won't finish his term. Too many people with guns in the United States and too much concentrated hatred.

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dadalama.bsky.social•67 days ago

You mistaken guns for courage. Some people less high up on the food chain might want to buy a vest. But Trump is safe from the populace at large.

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davecam.bsky.social•67 days ago

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mybits.bsky.social•67 days ago

Lone Skum pays and tRump follows him like a poodle!

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eifelrally.bsky.social•67 days ago

It's no wonder...where others have a brain, Trump has a huge cavity that would be enough for the grave of an Egyptian king

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eifelrally.bsky.social•67 days ago

A Boer and a child molester, what a nasty mix that dominates America. What's up ? Is this America?

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hunjun.bsky.social•67 days ago

Simple, Elon hired Trump to be a used stained happy sock puppet in exchange for several billions worth of bitcoin. Trump gets a daily script and is directed how to perform for his sugar daddy.

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tom2050.bsky.social•65 days ago

I’m the asshole, no I’m the asshole, no, no your the dickhead…this could go on for months

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flyhaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

Last time I whinged about missing words and grammar in the Onion I got an earful of "that is journalistic practice now". Is it really? "how he related"?

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flyhaf.bsky.social•67 days ago

I mean, without getting all "Latin perfect tense" about the whole thing, which I get is likewise bad grammar, but whatevs. In this context.

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possltho.bsky.social•67 days ago

Musk said to Trump "I'll give you lots of money and you don't have to give me any Bibles".

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chamikavi.bsky.social•68 days ago

it's his butt baby

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arbiteriapetus.bsky.social•68 days ago

* How He's Related…

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joannemuroffsmale.bsky.social•67 days ago

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jpmcjefferson.bsky.social•66 days ago

TRICKLE DOWN PAIN: While most of us are still living fairly normal lives, our government & its international presence, is being re-built through the eyes, & to the benefit of, the richest among us-- not through our constitutional democracy. The pain, in forms we have not yet imagined, is on its way.

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bizarroelgar.bsky.social•67 days ago

They're fucking the same country.

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surt.bsky.social•67 days ago

Must be a toss up over which of Musk and Junior are the most annoying and needy. Easy to get the two confused.

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slowbro01323.bsky.social•67 days ago

Epstein.

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ericbanks.bsky.social•67 days ago

If Elon is really so rich why is he always asking my mom to send him gift cards?

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briankokernak.bsky.social•68 days ago

they need to up the meds again

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phillyphibbs.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fellatio bros

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bonemittens.bsky.social•67 days ago

They are gay lovers

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tamarajf.bsky.social•65 days ago

Actually, I think he’s filling his diaper and is not too discreetly straining a bit. Not enough fibre. Maybe he should eat some of the BS he’s been feeding everyone on a daily basis.

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