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theonion.com • 10 hours ago

Local Birds Pissed Off Feeder Full Of Tourists
https://theonion.com/local-birds-pissed-off-feeder-full-of-tourists-1846507713/

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sweetglasses.bsky.social•8 hours ago

😆

gerryw73.bsky.social•1 hour ago

A better line?: Local birds pissed off feeder full of migrants. (because spring migration is around the corner...?)

mosesherrera.bsky.social•6 hours ago

STORM THE BIRD FEEDER AND TAKE BACK YOUR SEEDS!

trashpanda901.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Just wait til the squirrels show up.

bmurph83.bsky.social•8 hours ago

@thenormannation.bsky.social did you get a job with The Onion?

thenormannation.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Ha! I wish. That would totally be my assignment: bird feeder humor.

princessjemmy.bsky.social•8 hours ago

It me. All these dang weekender type birds, parking their feathers and illegally blocking my driveway, just because it reached 60 F, “It’s been a hard winter”, and “I just wanna jog near the bird fountain”. GTFO, I didn’t buy real estate near the bird feeder just to deal with fucking tourists.

princessjemmy.bsky.social•8 hours ago

(Sorry for the outburst. As a hard suffering bird resident of a destination neighborhood, I got re-triggered, like I do. Every. Spring.)

simondeebee.bsky.social•10 hours ago

*illegal migrationaries

corgibuzz.bsky.social•9 hours ago

That would be the house sparrows in my feeder 😂

rondorland.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Dang republican birds.

scotsandlit.bsky.social•1 hour ago

😂😂

wrath-of-khan.bsky.social•9 hours ago

they're in town for cheep souvenirs

ewiley.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Starlings, every time

shenannigans.bsky.social•7 hours ago

oh my god, you just gave me PTSD

shenannigans.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I still remember the smell 15 years later. And the sound, and the small town police coming over to shoot guns in our yard trying to get the birds to leave