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Ran one of my favorite races today - MD/DC RRCA 10 Mile Club Challenge. Nothing else like it in the country where local @rrcanational.bsky.social clubs get together and race each other. Always good to see @karsten.bsky.social taking photos in the finishing stretch. @mcrrc.bsky.social

Years of shouting that we need to run the government like a business, and they pick the worst fucking businessperson to do it.

This is for @gtconway.bsky.social Five things I did last week. 1. Took too much ketamine 2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw 3. Ignored my new baby momma 4. Laughed at my own jokes. 5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

Shutting down already-installed infrastructure in the name of government "efficiency" while also harming business competitors of a government official who just happens to have his own network of EV chargers.

Breaking: The Federalist Society quickly reboots as the Royalist Society.

Just now picking up my daughter’s Claudia’s Corgi, Gracie, from her spaying procedure from Friendship Animal Hospital in northwest DC. It turns out they are doing something amazing for people victimized by the insane government purges 👉

"How can a judge who no one voted for overrule the President?" ask the same people who recently crowed about how student loan forgiveness was overturned.

Could not agree more.

Every day since the election, people on here have failed to square the circle of how the American people could vote for an obvious autocrat while so many clearly regret their vote and if it was just the eggs. They're stupid. That's the solution. Unthinking, oafish, disinterested slobs.

Fuck these people.

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

They are just swinging sledgehammers in the dark.

This man is *42* years old

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This statement is excellent.

People will die. apnews.com/article/usai...

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

Elon about to come in at halftime and replace Andy Reid with Bigballs

Just to say the quiet part out loud, the point of having unelected judges in a democracy is so that *whether* acts of state are “legitimate” can be decided by someone other than the people who are undertaking them. Vermeule knows this, of course. So does Vance.

Hard to beat a long run on vacation.

extrapolation tells me by 2032 we’ll have a 260% chance of getting obliterated 🙌

Spot on, ABC.

I remember when President Obama had to produce two birth certificates just to get people to call *him* an American.

I really dig how this platform really took off the last few weeks. Who would have thought it just took a Nazi running the old place to get people here?

i’ve been listening to the grateful dead since i was kid mainly because i want to hear how this song ends

America is so back, baby!

“damages” is so funny when it’s regarding the most bafflingly invincible organism on the planet

BLUE STATERS: Here is something we can do to make a big difference. Call your State Attorney General’s Office and demand that your State AG prosecute DOGE for these illegal data breaches. If your State AG is already suing, express your profound support. futurism.com/the-byte/elo...

Is it just me or has WIRED been dogwalking the rest of the media on this story