extrapolation tells me by 2032 we’ll have a 260% chance of getting obliterated 🙌 - ThreadSky

pleasebegneiss.bsky.social • 15 days ago

extrapolation tells me by 2032 we’ll have a 260% chance of getting obliterated 🙌

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socialmediahandle.bsky.social•14 days ago

I believe the alt text says 2022 when perhaps it should say 2032, simply fyi

hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social•15 days ago

To be clear, the absolute best possible way for this is to play out is that we discover that this is headed straight toward MTG’s district so we can all collectively go “Who needs a space laser now, bitch?!”

hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social•15 days ago

Let’s goooooooooo!!!

missy051721.bsky.social•15 days ago

lol was about to comment the exact same thing.

annk1950.bsky.social•14 days ago

We will obliterate ourselves before then.

rowlandville.bsky.social•14 days ago

Even the universe is tired of Donald Trump.

dapper-dinosaur.bsky.social•14 days ago

It won't hit anywhere near him if it does hit.

fullbueno.bsky.social•14 days ago

We can convince him that it's a hoax and the liberal MSM doesn't want you to go exactly where it's supposed to hit

nedgilmore.bsky.social•15 days ago

You joke but yeah, we'll know basically what time of day and which city is getting hit. =D

ltcoftruth.bsky.social•14 days ago

I was Team Asteroid before it was cool to be Team Asteroid.

thebazilly.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thank fuck

old13y3.bsky.social•15 days ago

It’s not a planet killer. It’s only big enough to wipe out one major city.

grammiecj.bsky.social•15 days ago

goufymf.bsky.social•14 days ago

Me please

macckk.bsky.social•15 days ago

chewbaccadefense2.bsky.social•14 days ago

Any chance we can speed up the process?

cheekymagicxiv.com•15 days ago

Why is this the best news I've heard all week?

wetasspword.bsky.social•14 days ago

I can't wait that long

calsorrows.bsky.social•15 days ago

I can’t wait until 2032, can’t we call it an Uber or something?

absolutemjl.bsky.social•14 days ago

Wow, we really are living through the plot of Final Fantasy VII, aren't we?

kyr-shara.bsky.social•14 days ago

it would be an improvement

fowlerism.bsky.social•15 days ago

You think the people on the asteroid are like aw shit the earth might hit us

giant-asteroid.bsky.social•15 days ago

I don't have any passengers but holy fuck yeah that's what I say every-time I swing by!
Like... my insurance DEFINITELY doesn't cover "smack down by earth"

homelessrobot.bsky.social•14 days ago

All those witches on Tik tok, keep going!! The spell is working!!!

neontailz.bsky.social•14 days ago

its not a planet killer its a city killer. and all of you need serious therapy.

lisap1999.bsky.social•14 days ago

Whose rooting for the asteroid

2of2card.bsky.social•14 days ago

It will hit poor people though. The line South America, Africa, Asia. Mar-a-Lago will not be affected.

madycast.com•14 days ago

no one rly knows, it's a guess

williedustice.bsky.social•14 days ago

I think I remember reading it's not big enough to be an extinction ball, more of a city killer like the one in Starship Troopers.

davidgoesplaces.bsky.social•14 days ago

Yeah, that's actually much worse, it'll just be another natural disaster to be exploited by global capitalism.

williedustice.bsky.social•14 days ago

I mean we can fight capitalism. Don't like our odds against cosmic extinction so much.

bad-code.bsky.social•15 days ago

Numbers don’t lie!

dgoldman.bsky.social•14 days ago

Nah looks like oscillatory growth to me.

reallywendi.bsky.social•15 days ago

Thank fuck

anwhite.bsky.social•15 days ago

NASA will be offline soon so we wont know what hit us. Musk will e controlling the info..

davidgoesplaces.bsky.social•14 days ago

So bleak. But, of course. This is really only city-killer sized as I recall. By the time it gets close enough for us to predict areas of impact, the truly wealthy will sit on the other side of the planet and wait to buy up the impact zone for pennies on the dollar.