Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
https://theonion.com/experts-recommend-using-hunger-as-egg-substitute/
https://theonion.com/experts-recommend-using-hunger-as-egg-substitute/
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https://www.youtube.com/live/ENcJbW-qu9g
Tofu can be scrambled in place of 🍳
many ways to substitute eggs 🥚 in cooking:
Apple sauce (for reducing oil too)
Flax seeds soaked in water
Arrowroot/Potato Starch/baking pwd/Xantham Gum 2tsp in 3TBSP water
Jam two pieces of bread together.
He could have just said eat shit
We really need to correct the mistaken idea that CEOs are experts. All they do is screw things up.
(Yes, The Onion is satire. But there really are "experts" saying people should skip meals to save money.)
I need to go get more but I am to lazy to walk to the chicken coop