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metaisdead.bsky.social

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If I were to actually _write_ a facecious story, rather than _tell_ one of the factual stories you love so much, this would not be on the front cover. I'd just like say to my 100th p3percentile peers, Donald Trump and Elon Musk, that I have in fact studied the blade.

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

Hey... can I like(follow) someone? I really don't like(follow) anyone right now, but the omfg BS troll army taught me via a horrible gauntlet of 4200 Kelly in the pwnting of my 1337dumb.

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My superior 100th percentile intellect allows me to perceive all possible outcomes of all options at the same time, while the troglodyte army only considers the possiblities of only one option at a time (and generally 2nd guesses the best option right before falling on his face).

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

What's my motherf*ing name?

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