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theonion.com • 7 days ago

Texas Implements Mandatory 6-Month Quarantine For Anyone Who Has Watched ‘Will And Grace’
https://theonion.com/texas-implements-mandatory-6-month-quarantine-for-anyone-who-has-watched-will-and-grace/

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leovn.bsky.social•6 days ago

as long as you don’t have to quarantine in Texas.

ckcafe.bsky.social•5 days ago

4 former and current HCSO deputies take their own lives in last 6 weeks

(Harris County Sheriff's Office: This is the largest sheriff's office in Texas and the third-largest in the nation) Is there any report on this, 🧅 ?

hot-tease-etsy.bsky.social•7 days ago

It's about time Abbott stood up for something.

brianeyescienceguy.bsky.social•7 days ago

xoey1.bsky.social•7 days ago

That was a great show.. 👍

drjt4real.bsky.social•7 days ago

#love

duchessveronica.bsky.social•7 days ago

Will my time reset every time i watch Will & Grace while in quarantine?

inn-8.bsky.social•7 days ago

I was talking to a woman I was seeing about how in the office someone alludes to will&grace being a “gay show”, forget the specifics, she snapped on me “it’s not a gay show” like I said it. I never let that go lol like cmon it wasn’t me

4thwallguide.bsky.social•7 days ago

Okay but you see how this is not a joke...

uruzrune.bsky.social•7 days ago

Nothing is sacred

lonoprime.bsky.social•7 days ago

The Onion is the true Nostradamus. I have read three articles from them that I thought were true. They may need to tone it down.

litterygeniarse.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wish this wasn't so credible.

I also wish the UK had some satire

jackietoale.bsky.social•7 days ago

Can we serve it in the Austin airport? I think I could manage that. Live music, bars and Amy's Ice Cream.

nickymme.bsky.social•6 days ago

???

myanulrich.bsky.social•7 days ago

If you rewatch the Cher episode you have an addition 2 months.
The best!

gregrank.us•7 days ago

One year if they watched Ugly Betty too

beep-boop-beeeep.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don't give them any ideas 😭

sophlunamom.bsky.social•7 days ago

He is a fuckin moron. Someone should tip him over

freewilliam.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is so plausible.

wcpetree.bsky.social•7 days ago

Need to leave that fucker parked under a tree during high winds for a day

capecodcritter.bsky.social•7 days ago

Unfortunately, this is believable.

crystalchambers.bsky.social•7 days ago

but only if it was the reboot

mark-antonny.bsky.social•7 days ago

Liberty country? Nop.

jjcarlson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Anyone else notice that Onion headlines are getting harder to tell from actual news?

densetsu-no-baka.bsky.social•7 days ago

I was just thinking the exact same thing. I saw this post as I was scrolling and thought it was ACTUAL news until I scrolled up a bit and saw the poster was The Onion. The Onion may as well just start reporting the actual news since the MSM isn't going to be doing it

frankslartibart.bsky.social•7 days ago

The post landed funny on my screen so I couldn't see where it came from. I had to scroll up a little to check if it came from The Onion

liblucy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Are you kidding 😳

avrilhowes.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hard to argue with this one

kina48.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don’t care when this photo was taken but he looks unwell. Hate does that to a person…

jackimama.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

frothythesquirrel.bsky.social•7 days ago

6 months? Please, they couldn't last a *week* without us in the workforce...

paganoutlaw.bsky.social•7 days ago

same for anyone who gets close to wheels abbutt.. the undeveloped creature is toxic

maisiemac.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂

xoey1.bsky.social•7 days ago

That's freaking Funny...😂

shortblondeguy.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hey don't be giving them ideas! 😉

jezuschrist.bsky.social•7 days ago

bertgee304.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤣

sable204.bsky.social•6 days ago

A little late isn’t it?

pc-underwater.bsky.social•7 days ago

@mattbaume.bsky.social

shareprotestpix.bsky.social•7 days ago

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angeliquesclafani.bsky.social•6 days ago

that’s more than enough time I need to binge the series

silentwarrior2007.bsky.social•7 days ago

808pineapple.bsky.social•7 days ago

Krazy Konservative Kult

goddessofthegarden.bsky.social•7 days ago

I love Will and Grace. WTF. What a sick fuck. Get rid of him Texas and you can live again. Your governor is an asshole and doesn't care about you

prisuniversal.bsky.social•7 days ago

OMG genuinely believed this for a second.

lyintad.bsky.social•7 days ago

Lotta time alone with yourself

lifeinreality.bsky.social•7 days ago

Dies that include deconstruction from the ‘gay’ disease?

0x416e6479.bsky.social•7 days ago

Seriously, stop giving them ideas!

tkeila.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don’t give them any ideas!

irishtiger.bsky.social•7 days ago

lol 🤣🤣🤣

dayanaic.bsky.social•7 days ago

Over the years I heard the actor who played Will hated Grace but after finding out she’s a raging zionist genocide sympathizers, it’s all makes sense.

sdvibe.bsky.social•7 days ago

Individuals determined to have any knowledge of shows such as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy or RuPaul's Drag Race will be deported to the nearest blue state.

phoenix5.bsky.social•3 days ago

vicvinegar2024.bsky.social•7 days ago

Clean your wheels before you come in the house!!!!

realbossbest.bsky.social•7 days ago

Just one more way that Little Abbott wants to make people protest against quarantines so that he can ensure Texas is sick and dying without a quarantine during the next pandemic. SAD!

drjt4real.bsky.social•7 days ago

Brilliant. #legends