Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads - ThreadSky

theonion.com • 70 days ago

Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads

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Can you imagine being so close to finishing and then hearing “after these messages,” and a holographic ad shoots from your penis instead?

kurtweldon.bsky.social•70 days ago

Aren't they already ads?

brianscott73.bsky.social•70 days ago

Apropos of nothing, how about a little bit of self advertising:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPQMH3PM

horsecarnival.bsky.social•70 days ago

Every 30 seconds? Looks like I'll be going ad-free, after all.

94044qb.bsky.social•70 days ago

guardwolfy.bsky.social•70 days ago

It’s called “PornHub”

canadianbacon66.bsky.social•70 days ago

Erections have consequences

88corbs.bsky.social•70 days ago

Honestly, this would be an improvement for me.

drspochenk.bsky.social•69 days ago

Make my ads about “20 celebrity secrets you didn’t know” to keep my gf want it more

danielmclark.com•70 days ago

You can't convince me they're not already sinking R&D money into this.

dakotabun.bsky.social•70 days ago

"Why did you crotch say 'Da da da da da, I'm loving it' when my sister walked in?"

incognotta.bsky.social•70 days ago

It was bound to happen. Go go Gadget capitalism. What I don't get is: why go with a flat rate when a sliding-scale makes more sense? It's poor business decisions like this that land people in the Oval Office.

csbv.bsky.social•70 days ago

It will have to be short...

stinahyena.bsky.social•70 days ago

Finally!! I need ad breaks from erections.

electproject.bsky.social•70 days ago

This White House Easter egg cross-over is the worst cross-over yet

vflowers84.bsky.social•70 days ago

Looks like Golf has a new sponsor.

tripwire69.bsky.social•70 days ago

Watch 2m ad to get erection. Or pay $19.99/mo for add free experience! (Well totally send you ads, but not *as* many!)

rumson141.bsky.social•70 days ago

Her: babe why did you stop?

Him: sorry my dick is showing me an ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social•68 days ago

So, free tattoo?

navillow.bsky.social•70 days ago

Sex2 just dropped, now with micro-transactions.

somehooplehead.bsky.social•70 days ago

If I start seeing that, I'll not need anything else. They should tread lightly.

kjell1979.bsky.social•70 days ago

My wife won't like it when my erection starts advertising for grindr.

kfc399.bsky.social•70 days ago

May be considered Erection Interference

oconnellmark.bsky.social•70 days ago

Wank Panzer!

billfromlongisland.bsky.social•70 days ago

This erection brought to you by...Home Depot. For when you need wood.

siefy74.bsky.social•70 days ago

“This orgasm was brought to you by Astro-Glide!”

fpardalis.bsky.social•70 days ago

Yarrrrrgh!!!

fpardalis.bsky.social•70 days ago

In many cases, it will just be a logo. Now if they could cause the penis to speak and read a 30 second spot, that would be something.

glen922.bsky.social•70 days ago

pop ups?

cshawproductions.bsky.social•70 days ago

New kinks, incoming!

a-climate-refugee.bsky.social•70 days ago

😹

edfloden.bsky.social•70 days ago

"No, it says 'Saskatchewan'".

machadovagner.bsky.social•70 days ago

That's quite a bold move by Hims, I'm curious to see how users will react to ads in such a personal space 🤔. Do you think this will be a game-changer for the industry or a major turn-off for customers?