New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-wake-u-1819575740/
https://theonion.com/new-study-finds-human-beings-were-never-meant-to-wake-u-1819575740/
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NEW HOTNESS: Consciousness was a mistake.
America might actually get back on track if you do.
*(This comment brought to you by an actual nightmare I had once.)
“Have honor and bashfulness for sleep! That is the first thing! And avoid all who sleep badly and remain awake nights!... Sleeping is no mean art, it is necessary to remain awake the entire day for it."
-- Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra, part 1"