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theonion.com • 2 days ago

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
http://theonion.com/trump-assures-wall-street-hell-go-back-to-just-fucking-over-poor-people-soon/

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mixtapevol2.bsky.social•1 day ago

You gotta do better with your ‘fake news’ @theonion.com This seems too accurate.

neejix.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Onion: We take no prisoners.

bobbielovesmickey.bsky.social•1 day ago

And he is really good at it!

mdlfcrss.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe an all time best.

tiolechuga.bsky.social•1 day ago

notgeno.bsky.social•1 day ago

A genuine thank you, I would be giving up if it weren't for your funny hahas reminding me there are still sane people in this country.

glue42.bsky.social•1 day ago

yeah i'm really not convinced that this isn't gonna accumulate into turbo-charging billionaire profits somehow anyway, if he was actually costing them as much money as it seems he would've been found dead 10 times by now

stephanierose1717.bsky.social•1 day ago

STOP THE FOURTH REICH!!

ershaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump’s tariffs amount to an average tax increase of more than $1,900 per US household in 2025.

garylotman.bsky.social•1 day ago

“But wasn’t it fun?!” he added

wjb-co2004.bsky.social•1 day ago

He might want to hurry, as Wall Street is currently experiencing a raging storm of brokers, hedge-fund managers, and financial advisors jumping out of skyscraper windows! 😏

michaelcpaul.bsky.social•1 day ago

Another attempt at humor that’s just straight news.

pindancer.bsky.social•1 day ago

Headline Pitch

Founding Fathers Call Americans Pussies and Throw Up

mortdelapeur.bsky.social•1 day ago

He needs to make more poor people first.

clem78.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cant wait!

richardnixonjr.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thank God. This will make life so much better when I am a billionaire

wouterrinos.bsky.social•2 days ago

Poor people: "Thank fuck for that, that's why I voted on him!"

lotts.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's funny that wealthy people in the blue branch of the oligarchy thought they could get poor people who have nothing to care about their financial interests while they sat by while poor people's living standards declined even further.

reasonsvoice.bsky.social•1 day ago

Sycophant bros will not care unless it affects them personally. Must get out of the tulip market.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulip_mania

puppetnews.bsky.social•1 day ago

hsvk.bsky.social•1 day ago

Thought that was what he’s been doing since day one!

Republicans are to blame for this. Congress and Senate could stop him instead of kissing his ass.

cleverage.bsky.social•2 days ago

I would add "... and sex workers" to your headline but it is redundant.

weezles1.bsky.social•1 day ago

i mean, he's still fucking over poor people as much as wall street...

fatalisme-actif.bsky.social•1 day ago

You guys are firing on all cylinders lately

bobf4321.bsky.social•1 day ago

Once he’s tasted power there’s no stopping him

sassafrassva.bsky.social•1 day ago

That about sums up Republican politics.

gabyusa.bsky.social•1 day ago

He did expressed his love for the uneducated.

inthecenterhoping.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes picking in strong countries is quite a departure from bully Trump who usually just attacks the poor and vulnerable.

be-aware.bsky.social•1 day ago

This a..hole is insane and it’s becoming more apparent each day

oconnellmark.bsky.social•1 day ago

mybits.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Does that mean he will fuck himself?

radgrapes.bsky.social•1 day ago

The Onion remains undefeated

agrajaggi.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is NOT a joke.

gfrederick.bsky.social•1 day ago

That’s what he’s doing now.

Tariffs are a regressive tax. The can be pretty irrelevant when only spend 10% of your income, but they can put you on the street when you live paycheck to paycheck.

auti-mando.bsky.social•1 day ago

@pessimisticpersim.bsky.social

stringerbelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

It beggars belief there are 77 million Americans who are moronic enough to vote for him.... it's not just morons in the USA either, 17 million in my country voted to make the nation poorer voting for nonsense.

stringerbelly.bsky.social•1 day ago

.. calling them morons or "deplorabes" to their face doesn't help them either. And that doesn't help us.