Trump Informs Nation They Better Start Liking Those Little Canned Wieners theonion.com/trump-i... - ThreadSky

nsightful.bsky.social•19 days ago

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freeegs.bsky.social•19 days ago

He certainly is an expert on little wieners.

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msbak.bsky.social•19 days ago

Sad how true this could become.

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jaconthebrazos.bsky.social•19 days ago

What's the tariff from Austria for Vienna sausages?

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sparthystuff.bsky.social•19 days ago

The day Austria stops taking advantage of us on weiners ends TODAY!

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skajk.bsky.social•19 days ago

Thanks for the morning chuckle 🤣🤣

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ft-friendly.bsky.social•19 days ago

🥱 Kiss with Little Canned Wieners taste...

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i-had-a-dream.bsky.social•17 days ago

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excelsiorsmith.bsky.social•17 days ago

“It all makes it abundantly clear how untouched by humanity they are. So possessed by their own hubris, they don’t know it, they can’t see it, & it never occurs to them when they are showing us their ass.”

https://lokiexcelsiorsmith.substack.com/p/but-why-tho?r=fd4u4

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jmix66.bsky.social•19 days ago

Name brand?
Or store brand?

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sparthystuff.bsky.social•19 days ago

You can afford name brand?!

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jmix66.bsky.social•19 days ago

Ask me next month if this tariff nonsense isn't dropped.

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iranphotos.bsky.social•19 days ago

Said the same to his wives. 😁

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j9-on.bsky.social•18 days ago

And ppl said they were upset about the cost of eggs! Those tasty ltl wieners in the tiny ltl cans are going to solve obesity, curb diabetes & make the selfish have empathy for starving countries. But I'm sure there will be plenty on the shelves, until ppl realize there are no safety nets. @msnbc.com

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onionhoer.bsky.social•19 days ago

You are what you eat!

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carlmanaster.bsky.social•19 days ago

But the cans were made from steel, so they're now twice the price!

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keir26.bsky.social•19 days ago

Yup

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dudleym.bsky.social•19 days ago

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2oYBufx/

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justbfree.bsky.social•19 days ago

I have some cans of Figgy Spam.

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katieneece.bsky.social•19 days ago

He would know lmfao

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dabenbull.bsky.social•19 days ago

🤣🤣😢

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bitshammer.bsky.social•19 days ago

I mean they're pretty alright

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laustia.bsky.social•19 days ago

Because they look like his?

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vickikyle.bsky.social•19 days ago

Is that where he got his?

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kippered-skies.bsky.social•19 days ago

How much of tariff did the Felon-in-chief impose upon Vienna?!

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docdavehawaii.bsky.social•19 days ago

You know things will get ugly tomorrow when this is the most asked question on the internet

https://apple.news/AZ9aFtvsWTzCnLSpmB9a2BA

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modakhilnba.bsky.social•19 days ago

Are they Halal?

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depdawginim.bsky.social•19 days ago

Not even sure theres any meat in them

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jc-allen.bsky.social•19 days ago

The pork might be, but I'm not so sure about the beef.

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thoughtcrime23.bsky.social•19 days ago

Trump dicks

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nunciobitis.bsky.social•19 days ago

He love it when people eat wieners the size of his.

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tenuity.bsky.social•18 days ago

To be Fair, he is the expert at making due with a little wiener.

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zeppocat.bsky.social•18 days ago

Depression food is making a come back.

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richardhanley.bsky.social•19 days ago

Parent: Tonight's dinner: fish heads!
Child: Not again. I'm tired of living in this grass shack.

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django6.bsky.social•19 days ago

He IS a little canned wiener!

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kohldkuttz.bsky.social•19 days ago

I know he does!

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floridablue66.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well I wouldn't put it passed Trump to actually say something like this to all Americans. Don't give him anymore crazy ideas LOL!

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bigwetfart.bsky.social•19 days ago

Frank and beans stocks soar as rest of market collapses

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f2sailor.bsky.social•19 days ago

🙄🙈🤡🤮

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bmrslc.bsky.social•19 days ago

one more thing he thinks we should love about him, little wiener

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miasmo.bsky.social•19 days ago

When I was a kid, we always had some cans of Vienna Sausages in the pantry. I liked them.

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415s30.bsky.social•19 days ago

Stormy Daniels is familiar with something like those.

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estimado-mimo.bsky.social•19 days ago

it's becoming increasingly harder to write satire about this man

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jimiway.bsky.social•19 days ago

Herr Doo sets the example.

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biffwhipster.bsky.social•19 days ago

I’d love for him to cut to the endgame and cover us in ants or criminalize having left feet or whatever it’s going to be

The anticipation is killing me

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repmarjoriegreene.bsky.social•19 days ago

Absolutely NOTHING wrong with a canned glizzy!

Some folks complain but..same great shape and miscellaneous meat trimmings & byproducts in a fun size travel pack for easy snacking in the mines shafts.

GOD provides. ✝️
#MERICA! 🇺🇸🌭🌭

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tgscenic.bsky.social•19 days ago

But they come from Vienna right?!!!

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mogigo.bsky.social•19 days ago

They still don't understand that the wealthy think Americans have TOO MUCH

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michaelmcewing.bsky.social•19 days ago

Things are so upside down now that I glance these 'The Onion' articles quickly and my first instinct is to believe them. With this administration it doesn't seem far fetched.

Love The Onion btw. Thanks for what you do.

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romanowski45.bsky.social•18 days ago

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ulinieb.bsky.social•19 days ago

What’s the problem, tr$mp voters wanted wieners, so they get wieners. Of course they meant winners, but unfortunately neither tr$mp nor his voters can spell. Well, eat it up.

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tr007.bsky.social•19 days ago

They are authentic reproductions of his reproductive gear.

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strappyskinks.com•19 days ago

Therefore completely inedible.

I got a can at Aldi a while ago just for yuks and grins and they’re gross.

If it ain’t Vienna it ain’t worth eating.

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saveamerca.bsky.social•19 days ago

He must have been 👀ing in the 🪞 and noticed his little 🍄 ..bringing to his attention the “little canned wieners” 🤓

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resek.bsky.social•16 days ago

MAGA(make america garbage again)🤣🤣

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an-elk.bsky.social•19 days ago

Do you mean Vienna Sausages?

What are the tariffs for the EU?

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hifiguy197.bsky.social•19 days ago

Excuse me, FREEDOM Sausages

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greencpa.bsky.social•19 days ago

20%

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expatrob462.bsky.social•19 days ago

*ponders*

WTF was it grape jelly and BBQ sauce?

In a slow cooker?

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nunciobitis.bsky.social•19 days ago

People make meatballs like that too.
eew
NOT Italian at all

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expatrob462.bsky.social•19 days ago

Not gonna lie to you.

I could down on some meatballs in grape jelly/ BBQ sauce.

Our little secret. Don't tell anyone

/sent on Signal Chat

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kewldad.bsky.social•18 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/kewldad.bsky.social/post/3lm7ubbpx5s2k

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joebidenspussy.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your heart is in the right place, but like, do you understand how fucking delusional this sounds? Thatd be like trying to impeach hitler. Do you know what hitler would do if you tried to impeach him? He'd kill you.

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