Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
https://theonion.com/financial-advisor-recommends-keeping-one-bullet-in-cham-1819578594/
https://theonion.com/financial-advisor-recommends-keeping-one-bullet-in-cham-1819578594/
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It feels like we're going to have some solid Onion articles like this during this new depression.
Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Mark Zuckerberg have all lost money since they were spotted at Trump’s inauguration.
Warren Buffett, chairman of Berkshire Hathaway hasn’t publicly cozied up to Trump, and his wealth has grown about $20 billion since Inauguration Day.
Homicide jokes can be funny if the people getting killed are rich and powerful.
Y’all are NOT ready at all for where this is really all heading.
Baby eating is not a joke, good sir.
/s
When 4/19 is the last time 50501 sees the ability to mass protest without being opposite US military boots on US ground, there’s going to be a LOT of crapped pants.
Dial or text 988, or visit 988lifeline.org for online chat. 988 is a free, confidential service available 24/7 for anyone experiencing emotional distress, a mental health crisis, or thoughts of suicide. Call, text, or chat with trained counselors who provide support & resources.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/wiki/hotlines/
And by that, I mean that such kind of advice isn’t likely to drop until May.
I’m not explaining your bullshit to everyone
Take the karmic hit, p*ssy
On a more morbid side, yeah...yeah
That's my late retirement plan, retire early, burn all my money on fun and donate my body/organ to medicine and science, or bullet.
Lately it's been too accurate, kinda scary.
— John Irving, New Hampshire House
https://telegrafi.com/en/Russians-continue-to-mysteriously-fall-from-windows-to-their-deaths%2C-these-are-some-of-the-latest-cases/
It's ghoulish.
I reported it.
🖕
https://youtu.be/qYbG0-FtMrE
I think people are going to kill themselves (and some already have) because of what the Trump Admin has done here and across the world
You're probably the reason why there are so many spineless jellyfish in the tank we call Congress.
Those jellyfish probably came from your ponds.
I thought this was America, home of "Oh god, please don't take away my 2nd amendment rights".