I'm going to run for office on the platform of Universal Healthcare and pre-k and seizing all of Elon Musk's assets and sending him to a labor camp. - ThreadSky

jarjarfan69.bsky.social • 20 days ago

I'm going to run for office on the platform of Universal Healthcare and pre-k and seizing all of Elon Musk's assets and sending him to a labor camp.

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tinkertailorreply.bsky.social•20 days ago

A skosh merciful for my tastes, but we build coalitions on compromise.

nogoblins.bsky.social•20 days ago

You've got my vote

depersonal.ized.com•17 days ago

let me save you the trouble. people don't want it

myswamplife.bsky.social•16 days ago

Wrong

depersonal.ized.com•16 days ago

keep taking me seriously and see how far it gets you

juliess31.bsky.social•20 days ago

Where do I send my $27?

truther-dare.bsky.social•20 days ago

Gonna vote ten times for you

antecubitalfossa.bsky.social•20 days ago

So, how do we volunteer for your campaign?

dscoul.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'll vote twice for you!

ifight4them.bsky.social•19 days ago

Just him?

dylanmorgan.bsky.social•20 days ago

Well, you have my vote. I was going to run on universal healthcare, seizing Tesla and spacex and making them worker owned co-ops, and feeding Elon to a particularly aggressive family of wolverines, but yours sounds good too.

cooperatives.bsky.social•19 days ago

Love the worker co-op idea. When workers own and control their own workplace, they're happier and more productive.

jarjarfan69.bsky.social•20 days ago

Your platform is better!

dylanmorgan.bsky.social•20 days ago

We could *both* run for congress on these platforms, come to think of it.

jarjarfan69.bsky.social•20 days ago

We just need to find about 400 others.

willowminder.bsky.social•20 days ago

You have already earned my vote.

videomonger.bsky.social•20 days ago

You have my vote

illumrial.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'll vote for you twice and get my dog to vote for you too

harrychronicjr.bsky.social•20 days ago

Im Canadian but Id put a little extra effort into some voter fraud for you

fannyomaha.bsky.social•20 days ago

Homie, let me know if you need a real dumb bitch to run as your veep

hydrationchimp.bsky.social•17 days ago

Dibs on secretary of the interior

endmetothemoon.bsky.social•16 days ago

This guy knows

jarjarfan69.bsky.social•16 days ago

hydrationchimp.bsky.social•16 days ago

Im wearing shorts to work everyday

jarjarfan69.bsky.social•16 days ago

Little ones?

hydrationchimp.bsky.social•16 days ago

The correct length

regimecpa.bsky.social•20 days ago

You have my vote.

2tacopequeno.bsky.social•20 days ago

I'll vote, donate and canvas.

asteve4.bsky.social•19 days ago

tenantfromhell.bsky.social•16 days ago

Perfect

waluigiyaoi.bsky.social•20 days ago

Dropping Elon musk in a field and telling him to get to mars like it’s factorio

aminosbilly.bsky.social•20 days ago

I will hawk your merch

grateful42069.bsky.social•16 days ago

brother sign me up

myswamplife.bsky.social•16 days ago

You’ve got my vote

musdurken.bsky.social•20 days ago

Finally, a vision for an America I can believe in

plankysmith.bsky.social•20 days ago

Space labor camp

rigelr.bsky.social•20 days ago

closr.bsky.social•20 days ago

you got my vote

kevlarunicorn.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'm very good at kicking rich people in the goddamn stomach. I wear steel toe boots and a very large hat.

wagyuhotdog.bsky.social•20 days ago

Peener Sweden - I (TX)

misterbeaks.bsky.social•20 days ago

But it’s like the color of jar jars skin for you idk it’s a lot of work

offgridteacher.bsky.social•17 days ago

I can get behind this.

i-like-trans.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'd vote for you

hayao.lol•17 days ago

let's FUCKING go

eschaton411.bsky.social•19 days ago

can the labor camp be a burger king where he has to work for min wage + tips? and it’s televised for our viewing pleasure?

jarjarfan69.bsky.social•19 days ago

No tips

scholarlycowboy.bsky.social•16 days ago

All I want for Christmas is Elon breaking rocks into smaller rocks.

newhousehenry.bsky.social•16 days ago

I will canvass

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