Your friend is murdered. Their skin was haphazardly peeled off from their forehead to the base of their neck, their fingers smashed, left essentially unrecognizable. “Don’t worry, we’ve got the best on the case,” the officer says as a group of four teenagers and a talking dog walk in
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Beneath, is your living friend who just needed the life insurance benefit.
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"Zoinks," he says & looks at you. His pupils are bowling balls & growing. "Zoinks."