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cranberrysmith.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Hi, I'm Cranberry Smith. This is my first time on the internet.

Hi Cranberry Smith. I have nothing but admiration for you.

Thank you. If only my parents were proud of me. They only like my brother Boysenberry.

Cranberry Smith, let me just ask you one thing

what it is cuz

I dont know what 'it' is supposed to mean, but I'm sure this will answer your question:

Pain.

you're alright, cranberry smith

good luck, have fun, send me your credit card number with expiry and CVV!

Credit card? I keep my money in a 2ft hole I dug in my backyard. Gotta stay 30 steps ahead of thieves.

(FUCK, they're already one step ahead of me!)

welcome to the internet

Thank you, Chef Dude Bro, Online guy.

looking forward to seeing you post, not sure why, but i have a good feeling. dont fuck this up.

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