Today I thought “fuck it” and just went with 2 boiled eggs, sliced on sourdough. - ThreadSky

rahulkohli13.bsky.social • 18 days ago

Today I thought “fuck it” and just went with 2 boiled eggs, sliced on sourdough.

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reaper-man.bsky.social•18 days ago

Boiled eggs on sourdough is the new avocado toast in this economy.

ki-mystic.bsky.social•18 days ago

Normally, I'd make a 3 egg omelet. Today, I did 2 instead. Never did I think in 2025 I'd be rationing eggs.

sweetglasses.bsky.social•18 days ago

😆 I feel so rich

adrianmjo.bsky.social•18 days ago

Look at you flexing, Mr Rich Guy

😄

fredrikblue.bsky.social•17 days ago

But I think the egg price will go down, sooooon. Probably the same day the new Tesla Roadster is here.

fredrikblue.bsky.social•17 days ago

You know rich brats are cracking eggs on the streets just to show off.

fredrikblue.bsky.social•17 days ago

Luxury!

hoosiergreg.bsky.social•18 days ago

Well look at Richie Rich bragging 🤣

ennove.bsky.social•18 days ago

So, the expensive dinner?

shadona.bsky.social•18 days ago

Solid breakfast

kettleandwishbone.bsky.social•17 days ago

Jealous you can afford eggs.

dotrat617.bsky.social•18 days ago

Ok easy big spender

sultanofbowie.bsky.social•17 days ago

Samesies! I made a quesedia with an egg on it. And sour cream. Pretty sure I am at the height of sophistication and I didn't even have sourdough

golfgate.bsky.social•18 days ago

qmlhcb.bsky.social•18 days ago

Flagrant (or is it fl-egg-rant?) showing off of great wealth aside, are we now going back to making sourdough at home to cope with our new apocalypse?

xmeagol.bsky.social•17 days ago

That flannagan money paying off eh

spookymulder420.bsky.social•17 days ago

2 boiled eggs in this economy. Dang what a flex.

dersonhendorion.bsky.social•18 days ago

The rich: they’re nothing like us. 🤣

cheche300.bsky.social•17 days ago

get you billy big yolks!

the1truered.bsky.social•18 days ago

2 eggs? In this economy?

skrillexican.bsky.social•18 days ago

Mr. Moneybags over here with TWO eggs

fnick1293.bsky.social•17 days ago

i had around 6 eggs, 4 bananas, 2 cups of Napa cabbage, with 2 cups of baby Bella shit ton of real butter and olive oil for season... keep eating meals like this and i keep loosing weight

gawaintheknight.bsky.social•18 days ago

Quite a flex

ljvalente.bsky.social•18 days ago

nothing wrong with that...but could have made some good money on the street

nickmorgan19457.bsky.social•18 days ago

Living on the edge

dsalley.bsky.social•17 days ago

What are you made of money.

ltfromtheinternet.bsky.social•17 days ago

Oh you rich

judyblue007.bsky.social•17 days ago

Sounds good

ramblingfool.bsky.social•17 days ago

NGL, that sounds real good about now 🥰

misstiffany24.bsky.social•18 days ago

I made breakfast for dinner the other day and ended throwing it up (med side effect) and all I could think is "I wasted two eggs"

cptspaffy.bsky.social•18 days ago

Bro gonna be fartin up a storm

walterh503.bsky.social•18 days ago

You do you, Boo. But maybe take some Gas-X.

doraymefarted.bsky.social•17 days ago

It's the new avocado toast.

fragiledomicile.bsky.social•17 days ago

FUCKING FANCY

chucklebot314.bsky.social•17 days ago

Soft boiled. I hate chalky eggs.

konietzkystrain.bsky.social•18 days ago

Two boiled eggs!!! Must have been $30.

brett006.bsky.social•18 days ago

Look at Richie Rich over here with 2 hard boiled eggs😀

boddyknock.bsky.social•18 days ago

With or without salad cream?

trudy.bsky.social•18 days ago

My thought too, only in mayonnaise. And on toast.

bpragmatic.bsky.social•17 days ago

😁 I also treated myself to two, fried with potatoes and salsa verde. 🥚🥚💰

nhboxy.bsky.social•17 days ago

A feast fit for a king. or passes as one ;)

badjohnbrown.bsky.social•17 days ago

That's a solid meal. A little toast & salt, and you're living the life.

gillias.bsky.social•18 days ago

*2* eggs?? That's like half a rent payment! Absolute legend

justdylanfr.bsky.social•16 days ago

Someone stop this madman

shannygay.bsky.social•17 days ago

Oooh. Aren’t we living large…

lotd.bsky.social•18 days ago

The utter extravagance.
It's no muesli - that's for sure.

rocmon.bsky.social•17 days ago

Dam! That was an expensive meal.

citizenraga.bsky.social•18 days ago

I baked an apple and had that and 2 sausage patties

ohwonderful.bsky.social•18 days ago

Daring and pricey!!!

ademainalors.bsky.social•18 days ago

That's like a luxury breakfast these days lmao

warriorlight1.bsky.social•17 days ago

I ate two bowls of cereal yesterday, 7:30 am and 7:30 pm...

jojosmom.bsky.social•18 days ago

Fancy! Big spender

candicekbrathwaite.bsky.social•18 days ago

You dropped this, King 👑

torturedpoet84.swifties.social•18 days ago

We have entered the point on the timeline where anything that makes us happy is okay…well, unless it actively harms somebody. Eggs and sourdough do not harm.