MY WIFE WENT TO INDIA AFTER READING A CLASSIC NOVEL ABOUT IT FORSTER? NO - SHE WENT OF HER OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ - ThreadSky

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joemuggs.bsky.social • 40 days ago

MY WIFE WENT TO INDIA AFTER READING A CLASSIC NOVEL ABOUT IT

FORSTER?

NO - SHE WENT OF HER OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!!

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“My wife went to a disappointing concert in South East Asia”

Singapore?

“The whole band was appalling”

Etc etc

MY WIFE WENT TO THE CARIBBEAN FOR A LOVELY HOLIDAY

JAMAICA?

NO - SHE WENT OF HER OWN ACCORD

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I saw an excellent open air performance on the common

Clapham?

We cheered, it was that good.

* types 'Shepherds Crook' into Temu search box *

I WENT TO EAST AFRICA TO PLAY A DJ FUNK TRIBUTE DJ SET

DJIBOUTI?

NO, I LEANED MORE INTO HIS GHETTO-TECH AND EARLY CHICAGO HOUSE VIBES

(sorry)

MY HUSBAND READ A FAMOUS DYSTOPIAN BOOK AND NOW HAS STARTED A VICIOUS TOTALITARIAN REGIME

ORWELL?

YEAH HE'S GETTING ON NOT TOO BAD ACTUALLY

Reading this (and some of the replies) in a Ted Chippington monotone really elevates them. And then reading them again. And again.

Your neck is Honda line over this.

Did she get a Civic reception?

@backlisted.bsky.social

MY MATES KEEP BANGING ON ABOUT WANTING TO ORGANISE A HOLIDAY TO A SHRINE IN LAGOS.

FELA'S?

NO, IT'S A GIRLS WEEKEND!!

My wife picked up a skin complaint after swimming in a Hampshire river

The Itchen?

No, it was more like a weeping discharge

One went to Indonesia.

Jakarta?

No, she went by aeroplane.

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