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sarcasmorator.bsky.social•33 days ago

suuuuure Lisa, some ✨magical animal✨

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artie.gay•30 days ago

I'm sorry

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yellowstoneten.bsky.social•33 days ago

> pork, ham, and bacon blend

"well, we accidentally dropped a whole pig into the industrial-grade blender. how can we market this?"

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lemizy.bsky.social•32 days ago

yes but 3 kinds

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imdmingyour.mom•33 days ago

made with three fruits:

- orange slices
- orange zest
- orange peel

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franki23.bsky.social•33 days ago

Pork, ham and bacon blend means industrial scale floor sweepings and machine scrapings to me.

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thedanklark.bsky.social•33 days ago

What gets me is ham and bacon are both types of pork, so I can only assume “pork” refers to whatever random pig debris made it in with the ham and bacon.

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franki23.bsky.social•32 days ago

tails, bits of trotter, ears etc

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sashiebgood.bsky.social•32 days ago

How is it possible that I can't find a Simpsons gif of Homer saying "but I love snouts and entrails!"?

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thedanklark.bsky.social•32 days ago

I think it’s Marge who says something about snouts and entrails, and Homer replies “Mmm, snouts.”

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sashiebgood.bsky.social•32 days ago

You are correct! From Season 3, episode 9.

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sashiebgood.bsky.social•32 days ago

You may be right; I have a clear memory of my version, but sadly my encyclopedic knowledge of Simpsons episodes (Seasons 1-10) is failing me.

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thedanklark.bsky.social•32 days ago

Snouts ‘n’ knuckles

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disnothus.bsky.social•32 days ago

Real Upton Sinclair posting

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thedanklark.bsky.social•32 days ago

I just thought “random pig debris” was a fun phrase and wanted to use it somehow

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disnothus.bsky.social•32 days ago

It is, as unfortunate as it may be in reality, and I'm proud of you for using it lmao

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thedanklark.bsky.social•32 days ago

I’m putting it out there, anyone who wants to use “Pig Debris” as a band name has my full blessings.

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coombutt.bsky.social•33 days ago

Maybe it’s from three different pigs

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webway.bsky.social•33 days ago

one from a house of straw, one of sticks, one of bricks...

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snarkyrobot.bsky.social•33 days ago

And you just know someone’s going to raze them all and put up shitty townhouses where they stood.

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dadloop.bsky.social•33 days ago

It's a blend, so basically Spam

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jessisamess.gay•33 days ago

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emilbarkaoui.bsky.social•32 days ago

Pouring three shots of Jack Daniels into a wine glass:

“This is my special cocktail”

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buttes.bsky.social•33 days ago

how much sodium?????????

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thryse.com•33 days ago

eggs & cheese are meat

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domg.bsky.social•33 days ago

I know you're joking, BUT I think an actual legitimate argument could be made for the "eggs are meat" in specific circumstances, e.g. balut.

Or anything else where the egg is actually fertilized.

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