Funniest quote of the week. "I'm so ragingly straight I need a man to feel me all over." - ThreadSky

johnfugelsang.bsky.social • 13 days ago

Funniest quote of the week.

"I'm so ragingly straight I need a man to feel me all over."

Jackson County TN Christian nationalist Pastor Andrew Isker is apparently afraid that TSA scanners will make him become attracted to men - so he chooses a personal pat-down instead.

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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social•13 days ago

that mustache.... he's already being turned.

clywrig.bsky.social•12 days ago

Which came first? The attraction or the scanner?

kingofthejuice18.bsky.social•13 days ago

The Science is strong with this one.

snakeyacres.bsky.social•12 days ago

🤣😆😂

sharondavis.bsky.social•13 days ago

Okkaayyyy! 🤣

mateofrompa.bsky.social•13 days ago

Tell these queens it's 2025. Nobody has to do "closet for Jesus" anymore.

beecard.bsky.social•13 days ago

Let me see if I understand, an innocuous image maker that does not touch you, will somehow turn you gay but having a man pat you down is somehow better?

This guy's got some underlying issues that he needs to address.

And they don't concern TSA.

artemis46.bsky.social•12 days ago

I'm not gay and even I hear it loud and clear.

shedevilpatrol.bsky.social•13 days ago

#mentalillnessrunningamok

jaymeruimveld.bsky.social•12 days ago

Translation: totally in the closet. No actual straight man talks like that. 🙄🙄

n1ckthecat.bsky.social•13 days ago

The jokes write themselves

rightbrainedleadership.com•13 days ago

exactly! 🤣

rnlinda.bsky.social•13 days ago

pexsy.bsky.social•13 days ago

This pastor is definitely closeted gay

tonikitten.bsky.social•13 days ago

🤣😂 He is serious??

yetanotherthing.bsky.social•13 days ago

That poor baby. I have news for him.

shaolind.bsky.social•13 days ago

Does not pass close inspection.
No gay lasers, please. I would rather get actually groped. Please do a cavity search, I might be hiding things

bsorohan.bsky.social•13 days ago

To be fair, he probably is speaking from experience.

crimliar.bsky.social•12 days ago

Nah, he's a pastor. He'll want the pat down performed by kids!

carostamp.bsky.social•11 days ago

Hahahaha.
These people 🤦‍♀️

lmj8404.bsky.social•11 days ago

Moron please, like any self respecting gay would want to touch your fat ass! I think perhaps you are projecting loser.

tomshafshafer.bsky.social•12 days ago

kjtnews.bsky.social•13 days ago

Omg i swear to god they dont hear themselves!

ericschenck.bsky.social•13 days ago

patty66.bsky.social•12 days ago

In his underwear? By a unformed guy in a spiffy/sharp uniform?

dgee1.bsky.social•11 days ago

Closet case if there ever was one.😏

sue19721954.bsky.social•13 days ago

😂

durufle68.bsky.social•11 days ago

No one wants to see him nekkid.. I’m
Sure they are avoiding that!

durufle68.bsky.social•13 days ago

🤦‍♂️

cedar-sherlock32.bsky.social•13 days ago

The raging stupidity is awe-inspiring.

marie30013.bsky.social•13 days ago

Did he convince you that he's not gay? He didn't? Not even through his porn 'stache?

thatguyyouhate6111.bsky.social•13 days ago

Buddy, if thinking about another guy gives you the tinglies down under ALREADY, I’ve got some news for you…

maplemememagnate.bsky.social•13 days ago

He may not be gay but the male prostitute he will be found straddling in an airport bathroom any day now sure is.

dberl.bsky.social•3 days ago

MAGAts are obsessed by sex

brandonbadeaux.bsky.social•13 days ago

OK?! A gayzer beam at the airport seems like new excuse he’s trying out for when he’s eventually caught getting CPACked.

I’m not sure anyone’s going to have to “turn him” anything, he sounds like he turns around pretty willingly.