When I was in 9th grade the coach told me my sweater made me look gay. I replied that was good, as I was trying to get his wife to leave me alone.
And that's the real reason why I failed gym.
And that's the real reason why I failed gym.
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I never learned the flute.
So many possible endings here. You can't just put that out there and leave it, man. What the hell?
Thanks for the good laugh, I really needed it today! 😜
You shouldn't fat-shame anyway, but it's insane to do so when you're fat.
Spouse was stopped in the hallway by a teacher after he had a verbal exchange with a gym class bully.
“What did you call him?”
“Homo sapien.”
“Get out of here.” Teacher had to smother his laughter.
The teacher wrote that "He doesn't move creatively."
Yeah.
Cos all the other 6 years olds are SO creative.
I was walking home with group in 3rd grade; we heard JFK rumors. I knocked on random door, answered by tear-streaked woman. That was our answer 😢
Coaches can be prigs. I had a couple that were awful to me.
I finally quit sports because of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9rOgFHvnVA
I taught high school for 35 years, I can assure you, this ahole’s colleagues loved what you said & told the story of you crushing him for many years after. Kids like you are legendary & much loved by the teachers who loved their work & loved seeing students spark with knowledge & humor.
Perfection
Honestly if my kid got written up or flunked for that, I'm buying them some cake. And sending a picture of them smiling with the cake about it to the coach. That's hysterical 🎂
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