Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor? Doctor: It’s a mango. A perfectly ripe mango Woman: Thank god! I hate babies - ThreadSky

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itsabbyyep.bsky.social • 109 days ago

Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor?

Doctor: It’s a mango. A perfectly ripe mango

Woman: Thank god! I hate babies

It would be a less painful delivery… Kind of gives ne meaning to the phrase “fruit of my loins”.

Lucky

Pfft, wait till you try pitting it

I need a mango whisperer

No likes because the app is glitchy. Surely no reflection of the post's quality

nope, this is a quality post

Thank you, professorkiosk!

You’re quite welcome 😊

More than 25 people logged on at the same time, so Internal Server Error lol

I like it a lot

Thank you! I like you a lot

Also thank god it wasn't an avocado no time to get it home before it spoiled (unless the woman had some toast handy)

there are only two stone fruit mango and womango

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