if somebody performed a diss track where they called me a pedophile during halftime of the super bowl i wouldn't even have to kill myself, i would just disintegrate. all my atoms would fly apart in a thousand different directions and i would simply cease to exist - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 13 days ago

if somebody performed a diss track where they called me a pedophile during halftime of the super bowl i wouldn't even have to kill myself, i would just disintegrate. all my atoms would fly apart in a thousand different directions and i would simply cease to exist

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jdbunchanumbers.bsky.social•13 days ago

I like this better than Dr Manhattan’s origin story

eccentricks.bsky.social•12 days ago

Dr Manhattan also dated a 16 year old, so...

braise-the-rich.bsky.social•12 days ago

I'd get into my car, drive 1/2 way across the country, and then walk into the ocean

rxfrenchfries.bsky.social•13 days ago

The Grim Reaper Wore Bell Bottoms

cait.bsky.social•12 days ago

SAY DRAKE,

danbad23.bsky.social•13 days ago

Well nobody better do that to you today!

stressnag.bsky.social•12 days ago

The nice church lady telling him in the most kind and polite way possible to practice mercy had him folding like a cheap Temu lawn chair, I don't know what he was thinking going to the Super Bowl under the impression that no one was going to diss the hell out of him. Church lady was just a warmup.

naykrop.bsky.social•13 days ago

We can only hope.

caramellattekiss.bsky.social•12 days ago

And all while your ex-girlfriend you can't leave alone danced along too. You'd have to just immediately melt into the Earth, wouldn't you?

stardustcrusader89.bsky.social•13 days ago

drake just turns around from wherever he is and walks into the woods to become the next j.d. sallinger

jh496.bsky.social•12 days ago

You mean like a Star Trek transporter?

willowminder.bsky.social•13 days ago

Really hard to come up with a public diss as hard as this one. Who has ever been humiliated in public more than this?

nfinit.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yeah this is a "retreat into the woods and live as a hermit"-level event.

northwitch.bsky.social•12 days ago

Has anyone checked on Drake

wileymacgyver.bsky.social•13 days ago

shit dawg drake wishes he was this lucky

csom.bsky.social•13 days ago

i would mummify myself alive like those buddhist monks in the 17th century

kimmylea.bsky.social•12 days ago

The way the audience audibly joined in with the A Minor pun too. Imagine being called a pedophile by not just the original song writer, but also half the stadium, live on air

mippen.bsky.social•13 days ago

Kendrick has the biggest dick energy of biggest dick energy ever

garethwatkins.bsky.social•12 days ago

Hating Drake is all we have holding us together as a culture. When your racist uncle is calling you a baby-killing cuck groomer and you're calling them an illiterate racist you can just be like 'yeah but fuck Drake though' and everything will be fine.