My wife’s been out of town for a while and I have gone completely feral* *using the same mug for coffee AND tea - ThreadSky

ass.golf • 18 days ago

My wife’s been out of town for a while and I have gone completely feral*

*using the same mug for coffee AND tea

Comments

akzphoto.bsky.social•18 days ago

Oh, I’ve been feral for ages then, even with my wife present

sweetglasses.bsky.social•18 days ago

ewwwwwwwwwww you tea heathen!!!

michiganbecky.bsky.social•17 days ago

How dare you!

gallifreyknight.bsky.social•18 days ago

I hope your handler returns soon. And gives you one of these.

stillstanding4ds.bsky.social•18 days ago

Saves on dirty dishes. 😂

madammaleficent.bsky.social•18 days ago

I use the same mug for all my drinks, I don’t discriminate.

paula-projekt.bsky.social•18 days ago

I admire you for your courage and implore you not to come out to your friends and acquaintances in real life. You would no longer be respected because no one is that woke. ; )

susir49.bsky.social•18 days ago

Whoa! When will she be back? 😬

rhinosaur.bsky.social•18 days ago

My wife is also out of town right now and I have gone completely feral*, as well.

*Started reorganizing my Pokémon cards.

samrr9088.bsky.social•17 days ago

lol

lordgwen.bsky.social•18 days ago

IT HATH BECAME TOFFEE

kaplutus.bsky.social•18 days ago

You animal!

pintobill.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm not wiping down the stove!

phoenixntv.bsky.social•18 days ago

Have you envisioned the savagery of the ass kicking that lies in your near future?!

tmece.bsky.social•18 days ago

anxiouspepper.bsky.social•18 days ago

You beast! 😂

rev-d00d.bsky.social•18 days ago

as seasoned as your pitz

paula-projekt.bsky.social•18 days ago

Thank yo for thelaugh!
But... that's completely shameless! I assume you don't use your bathroom anymore either?
Do you still have friends?
; )

flameraiwah.bsky.social•18 days ago

I'm pretty sure that's a war crime

bloomingkind.bsky.social•17 days ago

Animal! 😳😳😳

mainstreetsaint.bsky.social•18 days ago

beefunwellington.bsky.social•17 days ago

I’m calling 911.

robintexas.bsky.social•18 days ago

Gasp! I also use mine for eating vegetable soup. Shame on both of us. We're losing it.

froggy2333.bsky.social•18 days ago

Gasp* say it ain't so! Lol You rebel, you 🤘

fazefilms.bsky.social•18 days ago

I don’t make the bed when my wife is out of town. I feel like a rebellious teenager!

redpoppytatt2.bsky.social•18 days ago

loonaxcx.bsky.social•18 days ago

i use any mug for any drink i’ve drank pop out of a mug, cold ass pop… Idgaf

hittielove2.bsky.social•18 days ago

As a tea drinker, that's blasphemy.

paula-projekt.bsky.social•18 days ago

Absoeffinglutely. After wine, coffee is by far the most overrated drink. It just tastes bitter.
Wine, however, is even worse; It consists of rotten grapes and tastes like it.

jenniebreeden.thedevilspanties.com•18 days ago

No, see, you downshift. Coffee to caffeinated tea to herbal. All same mug. Like the 7-Elevan suicide sodas. Lawlessness and chaos!!!

stabbyspice.bsky.social•18 days ago

You brute

thegrumpyolddad.bsky.social•18 days ago

I do not believe there is recovery from such chaos. You are one of them now.

vakaastra.bsky.social•18 days ago

Abomination ..!

lizmcd1974.bsky.social•18 days ago

Sacrilege

askquestionsfirst.bsky.social•18 days ago

How... how did you survive long enough to text this?! I hope she asked the neighbor to check in on you at least. This could warrant criminal charges...

djackson1.bsky.social•18 days ago

You wild man!!!!!

bugscuttle.bsky.social•18 days ago

you magnificent madman

ndhm.bsky.social•18 days ago

Hahaha.

q.pheevr.ca•18 days ago

someone should make a t-shirt about that

bassarid.bsky.social•18 days ago

Like an animal

badger-underhill.bsky.social•18 days ago

Amateur. I use the same mug for orange juice and coffee.

thegrumpyolddad.bsky.social•18 days ago

The Hague has been informed.

lonrem.bsky.social•18 days ago

Is this a cry for help? Do we need to be concerned you'll use that mug for cocoa too?

timetofixit.bsky.social•18 days ago

You animal

jbonnar1.bsky.social•18 days ago

The same mug for coffee AND for tea.
It had better be THIS mug:

inerva.bsky.social•18 days ago

*gasp*

leatherneck42.bsky.social•18 days ago

Now put soup in it

kdhartley.bsky.social•18 days ago

I see no issue. I use whatever mug is handy in the sink clean or dirty.. its caffeine after all 😵‍💫

lykeios.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wanna get really wild mix the coffee with black tea. It’s delicious and bestows the gift of more caffeine upon you.

totallynotabot001.bsky.social•18 days ago

jmitchelldalton.bsky.social•18 days ago

That's the criterion for a Hobbesian state of nature.

digita1b0y.bsky.social•18 days ago

Whoa...it's a real life "Lord of the flies". Not the book, just like...you should probably do some dishes before you get flies. Start with the mugs. 😉

daveingeorgia.bsky.social•18 days ago

No way. It's like we hardly even know you anymore.

laurahaynessmith.bsky.social•18 days ago

OMG! You better pull it together before she gets back. That is just unacceptable on so many levels. Pull yourself together man!

purdoodles.bsky.social•18 days ago

is there any other way?

badpansy.bsky.social•18 days ago

You barbarian!!!

videospector.bsky.social•18 days ago

You monster

anjelioaklee.bsky.social•18 days ago

You obviously cannot be left unsupervised.

docpsych.bsky.social•18 days ago

My god, you need to be restrained.

grsullivan.bsky.social•18 days ago

Your poor wife has no idea who she married!

bobcaroljoe.bsky.social•17 days ago

@docbonzai.bsky.social you forgetting to eat when I’m not around >:(

sara1980.bsky.social•18 days ago

ameleh.bsky.social•18 days ago

At the same time?

lizlizzielibby.bsky.social•18 days ago

🤣

holdingupthesky.bsky.social•18 days ago

It’s not feral until you also use that same mug for soup

thehalfman.bsky.social•18 days ago

billharder.bsky.social•17 days ago

The wheels are really coming off the wagon over there.

samoart.bsky.social•18 days ago

Dude same stuff has happened to me on evacuation from #PalisadesFire it’s just feral survivalist stuff straight up

pettyruxbin.bsky.social•18 days ago

Wait till you stack soda on top

ps9714.bsky.social•17 days ago

I'll drink milk straight outta the carton when she ain't in town. (Shhh.)

moptopjen.bsky.social•18 days ago

Me when spouse is travelling:
Chips and salsa for lunch. And dinner

darkfloors.bsky.social•17 days ago

Similarly, I use the same bowl for cereal AND Cheetos 😳

freeman987.bsky.social•18 days ago

Philistine

knittingconnie.bsky.social•18 days ago

Question, have you changed your clothes?

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mac2.bsky.social•18 days ago

Kinda tame

charley4sure.bsky.social•18 days ago

At the same time?

charley4sure.bsky.social•18 days ago

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policyshift.bsky.social•18 days ago

Excellent callback

libnurse71.bsky.social•18 days ago

Rebel

harleyquinnical.bsky.social•18 days ago

Honestly, I did this today too. Never thought of it as feralness because I made chai the first time and had my first cuppa coffee just after 3 this afternoon.