i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met - ThreadSky

rhena.bsky.social • 95 days ago

i want chappell roan to sing hot to go with the muppets and i want her to be miss piggy's first lesbian kiss. i will execute one hostage every hour until these demands are met

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moonbear9.bsky.social•94 days ago

Make Chappell Roan the queen of earth I think shed do u good job :3 :3 :3

gaybe-real.bsky.social•95 days ago

you know what? hell yeah 👍

tea-and-roses.bsky.social•95 days ago

I’m not even gay and I want this now too! Maybe if she’s backed by electric mayhem she can kiss Jan too.

postcomicsans.bsky.social•95 days ago

I would ramp up those demands, no time to waste

thatpete.bsky.social•95 days ago

No thanks. Can't stand her. Can't wait until her 15 minutes of fame are up.

ctdorror.bsky.social•94 days ago

Leave miss piggy alone??

waverlyearp.bsky.social•93 days ago

they need to sing femimanamana

randi-jo.bsky.social•95 days ago

Thassa follow ty

queenofthefae.art•94 days ago

miss piggy has had plenty of lesbian sex

theneonrabbit.bsky.social•95 days ago

I can already picture Kermit in a fake Gucci sweater and Fugly jeans

iwasproduceking5.bsky.social•95 days ago

I am very troubled by this post. It’s just wrong. I don’t give a crap about the hostages but miss piggy’s first kiss with a woman has to be with Mariah Carey. It just has to be!

buglamps.bsky.social•95 days ago

Hey instead of executing me could you just give me a passionate and tender kiss on the lips when it’s my turn?
I’m also fine with a pat on the shoulder.