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monster hunter wilds has once again made me ponder the merits of letting players see the individual pores on their characers' skins vs. actually being accessible to people who didn't steal their PC from nasa

submitted 8 days ago • 24 comments

I don't understand the mentality of people who try to gatekeep something and then complain no one actually plays/watches it, like, motherfucker, you literally accomplished what you set out to achieve.

submitted 8 days ago • 43 comments

RESIST EVERYTHING. RESIST MEN. RESIST THE GOVERNMENT. RESIST UR NEIGHBOR. RESIST THE URGE TO TEXT UR EX. RESIST EVER LOOKING BACK. RESIST LITERALLY EVERYTHING.

submitted 21 days ago • 10 comments

I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school

submitted 25 days ago • 242 comments

if you try to charge me more than $1.50 per chicken wing then you're basically just spitting on me. and slapping me in the face. calling me names. pulling my hair. maybe choking me a bit. then slowly bringing your face closer to mine

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 26 days ago • 596 comments

submitted 32 days ago • 141 comments

the soul of america has been taken by a demon.

submitted 32 days ago • 9 comments

Sylvester Stallone played John Rambo in the movies. Viet Nam vet Green Beret dealing with PTSD. However, when Stallones number came up he dodged the draft and ran to Switzerland to teach girls to play soccer. How Star Spangled.

submitted 36 days ago • 343 comments

Movie music goes "this bit is sad. This bit is tense", while game music goes "this bit is a swamp. This bit is a volcano." That's way better actually! Movie soundtracks should try being indifferent to their characters' inner worlds and their stupid little problems and tell you they are in a field

submitted 36 days ago • 67 comments

My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲

submitted 37 days ago • 162 comments

cumming baja blast

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submitted 39 days ago • 484 comments

Remember: It’s always more important to identify actors from their previous roles than it is to watch the current movie on your screen.

submitted 43 days ago • 331 comments

#EmbarrassmentInChief 🤮

submitted 43 days ago • 2570 comments

ASS TIDDIES TIDDIES ASS ASS TIDDIES TIDDIES ASS

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

they say “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” well i don’t want to be strong, i want to drink iced coffee and read books and eat snacks.

submitted 43 days ago • 99 comments

Liam Neeson: table for one please Waiter: whoa you're liam neeson Liam Neeson: is that a problem Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise Liam Neeson: nose to nose i will find this "surprise" and i will kill him

submitted 43 days ago • 52 comments

“We’re going to be the social network that lets you - encourages you - to say slurs”

submitted 43 days ago • 275 comments

forgot about this classic

submitted 43 days ago • 471 comments

a blowjob is a job. congrats, ur now employed.

submitted 44 days ago • 7 comments

sorry princess. i only date crack whores.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not watching or reading news. I’m playing in the snow all day and drinking spiked hot chocolate. That is all.

submitted 47 days ago • 440 comments

I loved Bill Bailey’s response to Alanis Morrisette’s song Ironic. It’s not ironic. It’s just bad luck. The only way rain on your wedding day is ironic is if your fiancé is a weatherman and he chose the day. Superb.

submitted 52 days ago • 238 comments

had an absolutely brutal moment of self awareness as I realized that when I listen to ambient music called like Aleaeris 7: the Adonis Tapes by Hørst it's fulfilling the same purpose as my grandparents buying records called The Jimmy Cresp Orchestra Presents Tahitian Melodies

submitted 52 days ago • 179 comments

triumvirate is probably my favorite word i will never be able to use in real life

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submitted 53 days ago • 442 comments

A goat I drew at a punk bar 🌿 - Mechanical pencil & Micron Pen -

submitted 53 days ago • 193 comments

A Times Square billboard showing squid game footage over the woman singing Imagine is probably the perfect way to ring in 2025.

submitted 53 days ago • 55 comments

Anyone get a gift they didn't ask for... that you're beginning to grow fond of?

submitted 54 days ago • 1255 comments

When The Carter Center began leading the international campaign to eradicate Guinea worm disease in 1986, there were an estimated 3.5 million cases in at least 21 countries in Africa and Asia. Today, that number has been reduced by more than 99.99%. In 2024 so far there have been 7 cases. #legacy

submitted 55 days ago • 131 comments

the year ending is actually a great opportunity for u to cut dipshits out of ur life and start the year with new dipshits

submitted 55 days ago • 8 comments

Raiden-ing out onto your feeds: some Japanese PC eye candy. The FM Towns has such an interesting design with its narrow tower and CD drive - reportedly the first computer to come with one as standard.

submitted 55 days ago • 40 comments

just got into the best, most exclusive bar in Atlanta. They have a menu of two drinks, a martini with a lemon twist and bourbon poured over an ice cube made of ginger jalapeño simple syrup. The best part? If you can get in, all the drinks are free. it's called 'my dad's house'

submitted 55 days ago • 35 comments

Every video game console restoration effort I attempt starts with a precise budget: the replacement/upgraded parts, new solder and wire where applicable, and the inevitable replacement cost of buying a pre-restored version of the console I just destroyed.

submitted 55 days ago • 7 comments

Me: Eats 42,000 calories. Has one short walk. Yep. That’ll sort it.

submitted 55 days ago • 177 comments

Music just makes shit better.

submitted 57 days ago • 370 comments

me facing 2025

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

such a whore for a big bowl of chicken caesar salad

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

i got a big lump of clay for christmas mainly because i asked for a big lump of clay and i am going to make Little Shapes

submitted 59 days ago • 17 comments

The Chinese restaurant we ate at, which serves exclusively halal food and has a huge Muslim customer base, was blasting the entirety of Sabrina Carpenter’s Short ‘n Sweet in honor of Christmas, and, honestly, this wild mix of influences is the main thing I love about this stupid country.

submitted 59 days ago • 73 comments

they stop carding u when the light has left ur eyes.

submitted 59 days ago • 5 comments

I always forget that the brother in the Folgers commercial is excited for "real coffee" after coming back from "West Africa," one of the largest coffee-producing regions on earth

submitted 59 days ago • 198 comments

The weirdest part of any Christmas song is when Paul McCartney goes ‘The choir of children sing their song, they practised ALL YEAR long’ and then it turns out it’s just them saying ‘ding dong’ a few times

submitted 59 days ago • 232 comments

merry christmas all

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Matt Gaetz: putting the "ick" in ethics.

submitted 60 days ago • 418 comments

Between the shutdown, the drones, and them perp walking Luigi like he’s the goddamn Joker, I think it’s clear the writers are officially out of ideas and are just grabbing whatever was left in the cutting room floor.

submitted 64 days ago • 310 comments