They obviously voted on the price of eggs. - ThreadSky

michaelianblack.bsky.social • 109 days ago

They obviously voted on the price of eggs.

If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳

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It absolutely dumbfounds me that these people have fallen so deeply into this cult that this is now a viral dance. Even the men’s soccer players are doing it like it’s cool and an actual good move. Ridiculous 🙄

jaconthebrazos.bsky.social•109 days ago

See stuff like this makes me think that I'm not white.

solvseus.bsky.social•109 days ago

I'm whiter than an almond milk, pumpkin spice latte... and that was just terrifying.

sarty.bsky.social•109 days ago

lol! That made me laugh hard!!! Ty for that!

volition134.bsky.social•109 days ago

I'm confusingly aroused

chewvan.bsky.social•109 days ago

I’d suggest frying a turkey and then convince them it’s best to do it in the house, trust me they’ll believe anything, and burn it all down

timmadison.bsky.social•109 days ago

This feels like a horrifying third act reveal in GET OUT 2.

mxburbank.bsky.social•109 days ago

Gonna be even cuter after mass deportation when eggs cost six bucks and egg.

le1971.bsky.social•109 days ago

Doing the dance that resembles jerking off two guys at once…per bill Maher when I used to watch his show

kfmarketing.bsky.social•109 days ago

Oh. My. God.
Why???

peanutbd.bsky.social•109 days ago

Throw the eggs at them

alexquigley.bsky.social•109 days ago

I remember my family doing the Obama dance at Xmas 2012 oh wait we're not in a cult

dandelionwine11.bsky.social•109 days ago

But did you have a life size cardboard cutout of Obama next to the 🎄 then film and post it for clicks to prove devotion?

alexquigley.bsky.social•109 days ago

sameday-samepalmer.bsky.social•109 days ago

What is wrong with these people?

samfedor.bsky.social•109 days ago

The Mental Illness Mambo

mrinla.bsky.social•109 days ago

These are nefarious egg barons celebrating their successful manipulation of the U.S. election.

td-port.bsky.social•109 days ago

Dan Le Batard refers to this as dance move as “simultaneously ejaculating two giraffes.” 🤷‍♂️

sprod.bsky.social•109 days ago

Typical white people, they can't even do the Trump dance moves properly.

thebugog.bsky.social•109 days ago

#Disown🚫

nightjanit0r.bsky.social•109 days ago

Bottled water on the table is really classy.

adirv.bsky.social•109 days ago

That's the cheap eggs dance.

forkedtonguene.bsky.social•109 days ago

Every single one of them has asked to speak to a manager within the last month.

noisycrow.bsky.social•109 days ago

Leave.

doubledpawn.bsky.social•109 days ago

jesus that’s a lot of air penises

matthewdalton.bsky.social•108 days ago

In case you're wondering what a cult of personality looks like in America...

skinnyman13.bsky.social•109 days ago

I hope they all get what they voted for.

ltahab.bsky.social•109 days ago

Looks like a whole klan of jerkoffs.

baronaharon.bsky.social•107 days ago

And the price of gas

doctorspocktopus.bsky.social•109 days ago

I've never seen a whole family celebrate masturbation through interpretive dance before, but to each their own.

tom513.bsky.social•109 days ago

Most of my friends are liberal but I never heard any of them call Obama a "messiah." I heard plenty of right-wingers make that claim though. And now look at em!

frontrowflynn.bsky.social•109 days ago

Clearly they were just tired of Democrats talking down to them. 🤦🏻‍♂️

santamikeydm.bsky.social•109 days ago

I would, with a swiftness, vacate the premises. That was embarrassing to watch and those arent my people. I cant imagine how much worse itd be if mine did that