I have honed my linguistic skills over many years--a degree in English literature, working as an editor, writing more than thirty novels. But it is only now that I have reached the peak and can truly count myself an adept of the language:
I totally just talked my way out of a parking ticket.
I totally just talked my way out of a parking ticket.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=bJiqrVWLfdw
That moment you feel like Rocky Balboa, and you need to find a giant set of steps to climb and conquer lol
Love it
Huge fan of your books and glad to hear you didn’t get the ticket!
Congrats!
NOW… you are asking for something to be done, THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE..!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The huddling masses will be at your door begging for alms and representation.
Truly a Gandalf brought to Judgement, if I'm mixing my epic narratives properly.
more useful than writing poetry!
I beat a parking ticket once. It was from the previous night.. say (mis) dated the 12th.. I went into the office and said, sorry, I don’t plan on parking there tomorrow.. ‘oh shit, another one’.. 🥴
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"Officer, I realize I was speeding. If I didn't, I would miss my VA medical appointment. Here's my VA id card." (Worked 3/3 times.)
I believe feminine whiles were involved,
Perfect mashup w/ @unicouniuni3.bsky.social
“I totally just talked my way out of a parking ticket.”
with a pic of a tuxedo cat in a box by @unicouniuni3.bsky.social that says “where’s my chicken” .”
Congratulations!