Saving up my good jokes like a retirement plan - ThreadSky

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meantomyself.bsky.social • 78 days ago

Saving up my good jokes like a retirement plan

Felt

Are you in the punsion system? Ugh sorry that one’s almost too much for me

Immediate follow though. I love when people take a chance on a risky pun

Thanks. *whispers* We were moots over in the other old dumpster fire place where I had a different name. Nice to reconnect!

You say that like a woman as close to joke retirement as me can remember *whispers* give me a hint

No biggie. I was

Uh huh

Tomorrow isn’t promised.

There was this dyslexic guy who walked into a bra.

Wait, is that a viable option!? Cause I think my massive-running-list-of-joke-ideas investment is due to pay out any day now

Petitioning for an option to save drafts

Call it a 401k (follwers)

Jokes don't roll over into the new year so use em if you got em

I’m imagining you 30 years from now making jokes about Moo Deng and Hawk Tuah

You have to wait that long for the jokes to mature

You gon' die laughin.

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