How many DOGE staffers is it going to take to read 3 million emails explaining what each US federal employee did last week? - ThreadSky

lukelebrun.ca • 1 day ago

How many DOGE staffers is it going to take to read 3 million emails explaining what each US federal employee did last week?

Reposted from Bradley P. Moss

I don’t know how many different ways to say that agency personnel don’t work for Elon. They don’t have to report to Elon. They report to their agency leadership, which reports to the President.

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stop-fascism-now.bsky.social•1 day ago

None. They’re going to use AI to automatically fire people if certain keywords appear or others don’t appear. And then realize they accidentally re-fired the nuclear workers they fired and re-hired once already

jimmyjuly.bsky.social•1 day ago

They're going to use Grok, specifically.

stinsworth.bsky.social•1 day ago

Also, do the DOGE staffers have to write the same stupid email?

derekstrelioff.bsky.social•1 day ago

"We'll get an AI to go through them", they'll say.

With predictably disastrous results.

phillip-rees.bsky.social•19 hours ago

None.

They're not going to read it. It's operant conditioning.

"You sent your email. Good dogee. Have a treat."

smikooman.bsky.social•1 day ago

Fired by AI.

danvisioni.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is definitely a case ripe for malicious compliance: have ChatGPT draft 10 pages of things a federal employee in your role would have done in a week in painful details and submit it.

nghthawke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nobody is going to read the emails. The important part is anyone who didn't email back "resigned."

marushka-t.bsky.social•1 day ago

I relish the thought of DOGE getting overwhelmed by AI-generated email messages.

biliousbarnacle.bsky.social•1 day ago

3 million emails written by chatgpt 😎

staceroo.bsky.social•22 hours ago

Also, setting aside the many, many reasons this is disturbing for a moment...him asking every single employee to spend work time doing this is actually the most ridiculous example of an inefficient government process. You couldn't write better absurdist satire than this.