They should invent a sex toy that lightly caresses your back and tells you it loves you and that everything will be okay. - ThreadSky

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ghostlysable.bsky.social • 87 days ago

They should invent a sex toy that lightly caresses your back and tells you it loves you and that everything will be okay.

Don't tease me like this

A sex toy that gently kisses my neck would make billions.

Not me thinking about marrying an imaginary sex toy. 😅

I found a new calling

Yes please someone invent this

Would adding a vocal track to a massage chair work? 🤔

neeeeeeddd

going on shark tank w my new invention: Weighted Blanket Plus Fleshlight

Honestly people shouldn't sleep on weighted blanket as a core part of the experience.

yeah that defeats the whole point

Have I finally found my calling?

telling the next little creature that wants me to use them like a toy that this is their new function

just give one of the bad boys a voice box and you’re all set :)

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