Hi new Bluesters! I just made that up now, that term. I don't do a lot of welcome post type things but it seems appropriate given that many of you might not actually know who I am. Primarily, I am known for inventing the squirrel. Secondarily I am known for the murder of Ernest Hemingway's ghost - ThreadSky

jonrosenberg.bsky.social • 146 days ago

Hi new Bluesters! I just made that up now, that term. I don't do a lot of welcome post type things but it seems appropriate given that many of you might not actually know who I am. Primarily, I am known for inventing the squirrel. Secondarily I am known for the murder of Ernest Hemingway's ghost

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seraphrakuro.bsky.social•146 days ago

Thank the lord, his writing was SO boring

1-800-cheri.bsky.social•145 days ago

if squirrels rnt real why r they outside my window!

cece555.bsky.social•45 days ago

It’s Fetch

grimwoodz.bsky.social•145 days ago

Real. I was the marlin. (Iykyk)

contaminated-mango.bsky.social•145 days ago

What about blueys?

strayfaux.bsky.social•146 days ago

New Bluesters? Was there another exodus or is this still people from the Threads exodus?

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•146 days ago

Elon ruined blocking on Twitter.

strayfaux.bsky.social•146 days ago

Ah, of course of course. Can't have people not seeing his oh so important shitposting (calling it that even though it feels like an insult to shitposts). And that's before you go into the dangers people can face by stalkers/harassers that now have access to them again.

netherbi.bsky.social•146 days ago

Holy crap the guy who killed Hemingway's ghost 😳

thejackofhearts.bsky.social•145 days ago

Oh god
We are all blueys now

gamewoven.bsky.social•146 days ago

Okay good that guy was a dick

msipher.bsky.social•146 days ago

Fucker had it coming.

tgnprofessor.bsky.social•45 days ago

Ernest Hemingway’s ghost knows what he did, or at least he used to know, before he got murdered because of that thing he did.

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•45 days ago

He drank all the soda

tgnprofessor.bsky.social•45 days ago

That jerkface.

unizombie.bsky.social•146 days ago

Love that name

infernalsaw.bsky.social•146 days ago

as a fellow bluester, I approve of this name

henchmanunion.bsky.social•45 days ago

In all fairness, inventing the squirrel was self-defense.

catkiss.bsky.social•145 days ago

Wait are you known for the first or second murder or Hemingway's ghost?

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•145 days ago

When I murder a ghost it stays super-dead

comet553.bsky.social•145 days ago

i have no idea who you are but i like you already

thealmightyhonk.bsky.social•146 days ago

Wonderful. Followed.

mamudapao.bsky.social•146 days ago

When's squirrel 2 dropping

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•146 days ago

We haven't even released the DLC for SQ1 yet

shr3k.bsky.social•146 days ago

Hello jon corrosionberg, thanks for doing that thing with the squirrels

jambschart.bsky.social•146 days ago

yeah i believe it i cant believe im talking to a celebrity rn

amadainlol.bsky.social•146 days ago

...I'mma follow, but only because I'm curious, OK?:

amadainlol.bsky.social•146 days ago

(also, thanks for the welcome, appreciate it!)

frostbyte4free.bsky.social•146 days ago

Brain almost filled in Ernest P. Worrell instead of Hemingway which led me to an interesting place

gludgenbell.bsky.social•146 days ago

God I've been trying to find out how made the squirrels.. now I can rest easy at long last

meganpj.bsky.social•145 days ago

Thank you for saving us from that ghost. Couldn't walk into a library without him throwing his books at me trying to force me to read only his works.

psyte.bsky.social•146 days ago

mr-nothings.bsky.social•146 days ago

Bro I'm a big fan of your work, the squirrel. They go crazy at universities

springdavid.bsky.social•145 days ago

why not go with "Blue Stars"?

willpierce.bsky.social•146 days ago

Do what you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life

konatik.bsky.social•146 days ago

bluesters bluesters... bluestars!

jonrosenberg.bsky.social•146 days ago

You say you remember seeing squirrels before 1993? No you don't. It's one of those Berenstain Bear situations, don't try to make sense of it

warrenterra.bsky.social•146 days ago

They were probably all chipmunks.

Unless it was the glorious tail I saw, in which case they were probably arboreal foxes.

puffpuffpossum.bsky.social•145 days ago

I don’t remember anything before 1993. But thank you for the squirrels!

roanwiq.bsky.social•144 days ago

You know about the Berenstain Bear situation. Don't listen to men in black suits telling you to look at their pens. ;)

jdiscenza.bsky.social•146 days ago

Don't look now, but Ernest Hemingway's ghost's ghost is RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

milkofwriting.bsky.social•145 days ago

So YOU’RE the reason my dog keeps chasing those squirrels around town

hooshey.bsky.social•145 days ago

Thank you so much for inventing the squirrel. I seem to be experiencing an infestation of them, though, and would like them to go away. Can you teach me the runic symbols you use to ward them off? I’m only a level 4 sorcerer, so I’m afraid you’ll have to illustrate the process using children’s books

wearthefuture.bsky.social•146 days ago

So, what you're saying is that you're famous.

ropeets.bsky.social•145 days ago

If you murdered Hemingway's ghost, then who the hell has been haunting my sock drawer!?

shortace.bsky.social•146 days ago

I'm new here; I believe every word. ;)

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