“I take the Ducolax… because when I take it… it stops the horrible flapping of my peritoneum… and I won’t go into that… so thank you, Ducolax, for allowing me to go line dancing…“
That's such an underappreciated benefit of a secret identity. Maybe a lot of supervillain crimes are just an excuse to solve slightly embarrassing personal problems.
Doc Ock didn't need to steal all that art from the museum, he just needed to get his coat from the coat check, but when he dropped it off, the person said "Enjoy the exhibit," and he said "You too," so he was too embarrassed to go back.
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One of your best videos last year.
Politicians in 2024: Hold my beer.