There are more than enough lifeboats; the real question is if there’s anything like a realistic evacuation plan and is the crew properly trained to carry it out. If Titanic had enough lifeboats close to the same number of people would have died because it took them two hours to launch what they had
most promotional material focuses on the weird ship buttocks because it's the most interesting view of the water slide, but then you miss out on the Stupid Hat
I hate them. I have every single one of these disgusting, godawful fucking heaps. My two roommates go on cruises for *every* vacation and the experience is the polar opposite of everything I would want from a holiday. Trapped on boat with hundreds of sun-baked ghouls and Karens. EUCH.
the entire royal caribbean cruise ship fleet is like that. wonder of the seas, allure of the seas, star of the seas, freedom of the seas, symphony of the seas. 'Icon' is somehow not even the worst.
I'm going to make a list of all the ship names for next season and post it for hopefully maximum luls. It's even more self-congratulatory than anyone anticipates.
"Don't worry, semi moneyed person: you're a rich motherfucker! Look how FaNCy your ship name is! EAT AT THE BUFFET, PIG."
When news stories have been reporting on the price range of staterooms, you know that the only people choosing to purchase berths on this thing are rich people
100% it's very much life on earth 2, hell when I heard the *base* price of the 9 month cruise where you're kinda sleeping in a broom closet it was mind boggling
why ANYONE would want to spend a fortune to sleep in a broom closet for 9 months, occasionally vomiting and getting a communicable disease when NYC studio apartments are right there is beyond me 😅
Jokes on him, no one on that cruise talks to anyone, even their family. They're offended if forced to talk to others, even to order food, that's why there are so many buffets.
There's only one buffet, and reports are it's small they have dozens of counter serve because the passengers love the excuse to be rude to a brown person who has an accent.
(I love cruising, I hate a lot of my fellow cruisers.)
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like, if you're gonna build a resource-hogging planet-killing monstrosity like this, can you at LEAST make it look more rat pack and less fisher-price
the dress code is "what you'd wear to walmart to buy chocolate and tampons during the 13th month of your insanely acrimonious divorce"
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
Bullshit three-ring
Circus sideshow of
Freaks
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Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your cruise ship and
Fret for your hairp
like aggressively, terribly ugly
no no no no nonoononononono no no nono no
"Don't worry, semi moneyed person: you're a rich motherfucker! Look how FaNCy your ship name is! EAT AT THE BUFFET, PIG."
nice 👏👏👏🧛🏻♀️
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No.
(I love cruising, I hate a lot of my fellow cruisers.)