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hausofholes.bsky.social • 27 days ago

siri how do I lock the fuck in

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kwullums.bsky.social•27 days ago

Do something that requires rhythm... dance?
https://youtu.be/YRYvRdCLjRc?si=59b7r0qnK6aiMme7

tonald-drump.bsky.social•27 days ago

stop hurting Siri

forestfuzz.bsky.social•27 days ago

To lock the fuck in, you must first catch the fuck. Then, find a good cage for the fuck. Put the fuck in, then lock the cage.

Hope this helps!

camperscott2.bsky.social•27 days ago

HA!!

yayabloko.bsky.social•27 days ago

what i do is this:

i tell myself "there's no way to make this fun. this is going to suck. but you need to do this or things will be worse."

then i focus on a tangible goal so i don't get distracted and start making excuses

yayabloko.bsky.social•27 days ago

basically carrot and stick except i am also beating myself with the stick

hausofholes.bsky.social•27 days ago

this might work on me

yayabloko.bsky.social•27 days ago

the secret sauce is that you're being honest with yourself so you're better equipped to handle it when things are hard, and you have a clear idea of WHY you're putting yourself through it

stevelouise.bsky.social•27 days ago

Nicotine gum.

Watch out, it's highly addictive.

hausofholes.bsky.social•27 days ago

lol

nowheretyo.tech•27 days ago

ask adonis not siri

edendestruction.bsky.social•27 days ago

Put the blinders on

ashtran.bsky.social•27 days ago

Oh you just

digitaldiscipline.bsky.social•13 days ago

I believe @scalzi.com has provided a handy infotainment booklet!

[puts finger to ear]

I may be misrepresenting the contents, but it's still a neat book.

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9780765381323/lockin/

somehooplehead.bsky.social•27 days ago

Firts, get the fuck out. Make sure you are all outta fucks.

Then, you get the fuck ready.

And...

well, if I knew, I wouldn't be shitposting...I'd lock the fuck in.

ismathers.bsky.social•27 days ago

siri what does locking the fuck in even mean

osmote.net•13 days ago

Cocaine

sojaro.com•27 days ago

Have you tried cigarettes?

gindlesperger.bsky.social•27 days ago

Well o3-mini seems to think you need to be using dm-crypt to manage it in Linux and a few random DLLs in Windows? https://chatgpt.com/share/67a28844-1fa4-8002-8157-a79f629ae887

gindlesperger.bsky.social•27 days ago

"I've activated the lock near 'fucks' for your Home Assistant."

atomicdumpling.bsky.social•27 days ago

Step 1: place stick of gum in mouth.
Step 2: correctly position 5pt harness.
Step 3: hang the fuck on.

chaztrees.bsky.social•27 days ago

You ask ChatGPT instead 😎

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