"Ranked Competitive Breast Growth" look inside nobody has actually competitively grown breasts in the timespan covered in eight chapters. there have been zero notable changes in the rankings. - ThreadSky

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social • 29 days ago

"Ranked Competitive Breast Growth"

look inside

nobody has actually competitively grown breasts in the timespan covered in eight chapters. there have been zero notable changes in the rankings.

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handle.invalid•29 days ago

i can tell you having >800 pg/ml of estrogen in your body doesnt accelerate breast growth if youre starting from 0 like i did

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•29 days ago

Well yeah

I'm talking about my trans brainworms yuri comedy web serial

moonbreeze.bsky.social•29 days ago

After reading some of this work, I feel like I've glimpsed into the Mammary Matrix.

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

this is the funniest shit i've read in ages ngl. it's so terminally online and unhinged it feels sooooooooo good to read. absolutely love it

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

the yuri dog is getting fed too like Oh Yes

mschemistrymd.bsky.social•29 days ago

The yuri dog has been somewhat hungry lately given Nicole had to dedicate brainpower to arranging “face peel off day”.

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

oh is that where she's been i missed it omg

sistersinead.bsky.social•29 days ago

honestly same I am not normally a Fic Person and I was like "what's this weird thing lol" until I got to "im a cis man who’s transfeminized within a patriarchal system and subjected to transmisogyny" and then I knew this thing would kill me

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

it's SO funny. chapter 7 going "they're already punished, they're trans women" I'M IN STITCHES

fireantprincess.bsky.social•29 days ago

“it's so terminally online and unhinged it feels sooooooooo good to read.” –chronically online person with brainworms the size of an anaconda

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

hey i don't have brainworms i'm just online too much, and in my defense this is clinical for me because i see girls with these brainworms all the time!!!

fireantprincess.bsky.social•29 days ago

“I don’t have brainworms, but girls with brainworms are my special interest”

katie.bzky.team•29 days ago

THEY ARE. THAT'S AN ACCURATE ASSESSMENT. I HAVE PROOF OF MY EFFICACY!!!!!!

foxbat.gay•29 days ago

If girls with brainworms are your special interest then baby I'm your I'm your new hyperfixation.

I think I might be your evil counterpart. I invent new brainworms just to have them. I decide random things are masc or femme coded.

Did you know it's fem coded to load a dishwasher inefficiently?

fireantprincess.bsky.social•29 days ago

there’s at least one girl like you in that competition who is just there to convince other girls “this is not healthy, you are harming yourself, you can just be a girl”

kelmorrigan.net•29 days ago

I assumed we’d get the rankings in the appendix of each 250k word novel in the 12 book series.

cargie.baby•29 days ago

i feel like there's gonna be an anime adaptation like Solo Leveling

kelmorrigan.net•29 days ago

In a world where “men” awaken to the power of magic to conquer dungeons, your magic power rank (from A cup up) is measured by The Guild and never increases. But one “man” discovers he can increase his rank, and by extension his power with this one weird trick.

rareandradiant.bsky.social•28 days ago

Manyuu Hikenchou but it's trans

astralarcanist.bsky.social•29 days ago

Ranked competitive brainworm husbandry

melissingout.bsky.social•29 days ago

finally a sport for those who thought baseball was too lively

fritzby.bsky.social•29 days ago

This is the worst litrpg I've ever seen.

mottelied.bsky.social•28 days ago

Spitting and crying
I can't believe we've been lied to like this

maticevska.gay•29 days ago

As I expected, nobody I’ve ever met would want this to be a competition because everyone has different goals and bodies.

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•29 days ago

i should have seen this coming when the first chapter was entirely centered around both characters ruminating on what a terrible idea it is to participate

fomovaries.bsky.social•29 days ago

I dont even know what RCBG is but you should add an intersex gyne with moderate masto for some spice in the competition

sylvanelf1337.bsky.social•28 days ago

This leads to a forum argument about the definition of “assigned male at birth” which causes half a dozen competitors to get banned via inadvertent self-outing

cargie.baby•29 days ago

i was hoping to see the leaderboard or even what the stats are

truthaddictvt.bsky.social•28 days ago

tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social•29 days ago

girls... i'm starting to worry that this story might secretly not be about the sport of breast growth

mimikyuute.bsky.social•29 days ago

“oh shit, we joined the UNRANKED breast growth group”

muteki-ish.bsky.social•29 days ago

competitive breast growth sunday league

popeguilty.bsky.social•29 days ago

Fucking casuals

muteki-ish.bsky.social•29 days ago

well then I guess I'm going to have to hope jon bois covers the sport in an upcoming video because who else would

petohtalrayn.bsky.social•29 days ago

What?!

phloebotomy.bsky.social•29 days ago

the betting markets are collapsing, signaling a major recession...

anarchygoose.bsky.social•29 days ago

This is the biggest scandal since they faked sperm racing 😔

fomovaries.bsky.social•29 days ago

thank god, I have therapy today

intangiblematter.net•29 days ago

Would getting breast implants count as a TAS?

popeguilty.bsky.social•28 days ago

I believe technically that's Any%

manifoldobscura.bsky.social•29 days ago

Filler arc in the sports anime

daybreak-system.bsky.social•29 days ago

biggest ever plot twist for autistic people

tiamatrose.bsky.social•29 days ago

It's an excellent toxic transbian yuri

velvette.bsky.social•29 days ago

Regular Breast Growth (With Brain Worms) doesn't have the same ring to it either

gravitasproblem.bsky.social•28 days ago

Most concerning

dianadisaster.bsky.social•29 days ago

But all of them will tell you about how sensitive their nipples are without prompting

annihilatethisweek.bsky.social•29 days ago

I found this because the Dudely House guy mentioned it in his latest blog entry and I was all “wait, how does HE know about some Hot Online Trans Story before I do?” So now I’m reading it, and girl, this shit is UNHINGED. Really excellent work you’re doing here, keep it up!

angrybipunk.bsky.social•29 days ago

Um actually, stimulation helps growth therefore Emmy and Laura definitely have found a new pro strat to maximise their gains

Enter the lesbian sex meta

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