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aptshadow.bsky.social • 55 days ago

Unsuccessfully.

Reposted from Mr. Anderson (3/10) 👑

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

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johnargh.bsky.social•55 days ago

Why would one even want to?

kentindell.bsky.social•55 days ago

🧠 🤤

thejoycoach.bsky.social•55 days ago

🤣 Haha brilliant response, Adrian! Reading this nearly made me spit out my Sunday morning cup of tea from laughing so much! 😳 Thanks for brightening my day before I’ve even got out of bed yet! 😀

kuangeleven.bsky.social•55 days ago

I suppose the zombies get through pretty successfully. it all depends on how we define success :)

antanowrites.bsky.social•55 days ago

Depends on how fast they are. The slow ones I can cut down with my replica sword

aptshadow.bsky.social•55 days ago

That only works on replica zombies.

davidmcdavidface.bsky.social•55 days ago

I forgot where I put my packed go bag. It's been so bloody long.

filbyhead.bsky.social•55 days ago

I would happily become zombiefied, then seek out certain people whose brains I would like to eat.

ifhalted.com•55 days ago

My retirement plan didn't include training for the apocalypse, but if anyone needed any computer programming, I'd be happy to do my part!

harry-uk.bsky.social•55 days ago

I think we are already living there.

bluedotmidwest.bsky.social•55 days ago

Same here. But I would invest in walkie-talkies because most deaths seem to occur when one party is trying to find the other party.

tessaroo.bsky.social•55 days ago

Because my brain is kind of a dick, I have very detailed plans for several apocalypse scenarios. All of which are highly divorced from reality and its many constraints. Fun times all around.

mmloughin.bsky.social•55 days ago

Join the hoard.

filbyhead.bsky.social•55 days ago

A pedant writes: “horde.”

mmloughin.bsky.social•55 days ago

I feel it works either way ;)

filbyhead.bsky.social•55 days ago

Subtle.

soupasta3.bsky.social•54 days ago

They would be easy to avoid until the bugs and animals absolutely decimated the zombie population.

Have you ever heard the sound of flies on roadkill? They're so loud!! There's no way you wouldn't hear the flies on the zombie hoard before you saw them.

simonearth.bsky.social•54 days ago

with 1) their tanks and 2) their bombs and 3) their bombs and 4) their guns

jimtenn.bsky.social•55 days ago

You and me both! Time to go if that ever happened

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