If they fail enough times, Audi sends them over to BMW. There, they take one more test. If they’re unable to fit a car within the border of 3 parking spots, BMW sends them to Tesla.
2nd best car I ever owned was an Audi, but it was a '97 and I only failed once at age 15 (apparently I didn't move my head enough to clearly demonstrate I was checking my mirrors, which resulted in full on pantomime for the second test).
This post brought to you by an Audi SUV that (1) drove 10-15 mph under the limit, (2) braked every time a car approached in the other lane and (3) nearly stopped at a green light
Reminds me of the random driver who brake checked me the other day before wagging her finger at me for no discernable reason (I don't tailgate, and I had no idea who it was). Just random slow driving and brake checks. Pure WTF.
Versus the Audi driver behind me this morning who honked in repeated frustration that I refused to enter an intersection that i couldn’t clear. Congestion on the opposite side would have us left in it when the lights cycled but they just wanted to goooo
All this "auto-drive" crap is gonna get people killed. I remember testing a BMW motorbike years ago that would only start in neutral. 1 down 4 up gearbox, neutral just between 1 and 2. If a truck is bearing down on me and I'Äm hitting start with the clutch in, give it to me!!! But computer says no.
I liked everything else about the bike, but I did not buy it for that exact reason. I'm glad I didn't. My Triumph starts whenever I ask it to (and have the clutch in).
I was once sat in the left turn lane at a red light in Providence and without warning the Audi that was stopped beside me in the right, no-turn lane peeled out and hung a left through the cross traffic.
In my area, that's more of a "grandpa got ahold of the keys" situation.
Had someone come to a stop on a 50mph road once, put in reverse, and back into me. They had been driving like that before that (I was actively on the phone to emergency services at the time).
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Driver: I know, right!
Instructor: Hell yeah!
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* this post brought to you by my wife but I stole it
Had someone come to a stop on a 50mph road once, put in reverse, and back into me. They had been driving like that before that (I was actively on the phone to emergency services at the time).
> 6 fails — Tesla.
https://newsthump.com/2018/03/03/snow-forces-audi-driver-to-moderate-driving-style-from-total-bell-end-to-dick/