Here's an ad script we'll likely see in the 2026 midterms: Senator _________ voted to confirm RFK Jr., which led to the ______________ that killed ___________. - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 24 days ago

Here's an ad script we'll likely see in the 2026 midterms:

Senator _________ voted to confirm RFK Jr., which led to the ______________ that killed ___________.

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billtbns.bsky.social•24 days ago

Democrats would hire some dusted-off strategist from days of yore just to toss the ad script and replace it with some policy minutiae claptrap... you know, the Buld Back Betterer slogan.

paresisting.bsky.social•23 days ago

Exactly

co-wizard.bsky.social•24 days ago

Exactly https://bsky.app/profile/co-wizard.bsky.social/post/3lgvjkofhhk2i

humble-goat.bsky.social•24 days ago

Can we just default policies, millions? It will likely be most GOP so maybe a dropdown menu to make it easier.

blessevery1.bsky.social•24 days ago

Agreed. They will all have blood on their hands. Just like all the ones who voted for Gitmo Kristi and the misogynist alcoholic.

If any of them need surgery, I'm sure they have no qualms about going under the RFKjr knife.

iwantyoustudio.bsky.social•24 days ago

sniffit.bsky.social•24 days ago

Please make sure to start talking about these things as the INTENDED consequences...THE GOAL of their perfidy and fascist malfeasance...not some accidental or ancillary effect.

kilocharlie237.bsky.social•24 days ago

And Americans will STILL vote for the GOP. I don't think you understand how strong an emotion HATRED is. Many still won't care.

Most African-Americans over 55 aren't surprised by what's going on now.

rhodehouse.bsky.social•24 days ago

Could we have Luigi be the judge in their trials after all of this is over?

juanfayora.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sadly in some cases it’s going to be a Democratic Senator

timpranillo.bsky.social•24 days ago

Fetterman and Gallego doing their Sinema/Manchin impression

seanorleans.bsky.social•24 days ago

You expect Democrats to capitalize on something like that in a concise, easy to understand way?

You're more hopeful that I am

seanorleans.bsky.social•24 days ago

*than

dougb1.bsky.social•24 days ago

A bunch of like template scripts should be prepared, and people should be prepped to go onto even odious places like Fox shows to repeat them. Those people should include Democratic Party politicians and candidates who need to get off their asses and start fighting the information war.

chaoskid.bsky.social•24 days ago

It's very likely we'll see it in 2026 Democratic primaries.

spacer01.bsky.social•24 days ago

Cards against humanity- Trump 2.0 edition

tinybronto.bsky.social•24 days ago

laughing attack, me

brettamorrison.bsky.social•24 days ago

… and ushered in an epidemic of Polio, which was thought to be eradicated in the US, causing the return of the iron lung.

https://melnickmedicalmuseum.com/2012/06/22/life-in-the-lung/

salart60.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ask Joni Mitchell or Mitch McConnell, what it’s like having polio. RFKjr is a pathological liar=to Trump. He’s sadist who’s spent his life exploiting his family’s name. It’s significant Caroline Kennedy-who’s private, to speak out on RFKjr. With bird flu growing we’re hurling towards a new pandemic.

kristihimmelfarts.bsky.social•24 days ago

Trump's brother in law probably has an iron lung factory
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

itus.bsky.social•24 days ago

1) Fetterman
2)polio epidemic
3)600,000 children

I liked ‘Madlibs’ better as a kid.

tonyalfieri.bsky.social•24 days ago

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand voted to confirm Kristi Noem which led to the arrest of a Puerto Rican military veteran.

cjenkins-est-1972.bsky.social•24 days ago

You could put in any of the felons nominees’ names and that script will work.

johnroundtheworld.bsky.social•24 days ago

Collins, coup, Trump … turns out to have done one thing right, even if by accident.

agostas.bsky.social•24 days ago

do the same for Hegseth.

sinistar7510.bsky.social•24 days ago

Modern day Mad Libs.

jtunes6.bsky.social•24 days ago

Sad to read some of the comments. It’s a common pattern. R’s do something completely off the rails like nominate and overwhelmingly support RFK Jr for Health and Human Services, D’s stand on their heads fighting it, and the left blames (checks note) …. Democrats?

attylyn23.bsky.social•24 days ago

FAFO

kaysid.bsky.social•24 days ago

after the $hit they’re shoving down our throats ? something’s got to give

spaceavian.bsky.social•24 days ago

Ooo is this madlibs?

Fetterman, 12-ft virus, RFK Jr.

carrieeedabook.bsky.social•24 days ago

10 year old me wants to reply with:
Poophead, poop-virus, poopers

suannelqr.bsky.social•24 days ago

Senator _________ voted to confirm RFK Jr., which led to the measles outbreak that killed the senator’s grandchild.

😳

bastet3186.bsky.social•24 days ago

I don’t believe in being this evil

suannelqr.bsky.social•24 days ago

Yeah, I’ll stick to the original Mad Libs.

hopesndreams.bsky.social•23 days ago

Dems wouldn't have a message that direct or clear, if they attempt at all

rawilson59.bsky.social•24 days ago

This could be adjusted to apply to nearly all Trump
appointees. Hell it could be applied to Trump himself re Covid

patriceorourke.bsky.social•24 days ago

Yup

gordonvincent.bsky.social•24 days ago

If. Fucking. Only.

suzabelle.bsky.social•24 days ago

Really hope Senator Kaine or Warner pass on nut job RFK Jr. Virginia being a purple state (nonsense - Youngkin was a fluke) doesn't mean ________ should die of ______.

difficultopinions.com•24 days ago

"Senator Kennedy voted to confirm RFK Jr., which led to the Hantavirus jumping species to humans in Louisiana that killed everyone."

scottwhall.bsky.social•24 days ago

Maybe this instead (last words): Why am I bleeding out of every orifice of my body ... damn you RFK Jr.!

fortyphobic.bsky.social•24 days ago

Wouldn't it be better if he wasn't allowed to kill anyone?

poeticswise.bsky.social•24 days ago

Graff and Birkenstein--New Template Alert!

ian2nd.bsky.social•24 days ago

Dems in … whenever: “That’s too on-the-nose. We can’t possibly use it!”

ethanfletcher.bsky.social•24 days ago

Cc @whitehouse.senate.gov

socialette.bsky.social•24 days ago

THANK YOU.
Please add Donald Trump’s name as nominator, facilitador.

pravata.bsky.social•24 days ago

The only question for the last blank is, how many zeros?

joefrollo.bsky.social•24 days ago

My fear is that the word that precedes the period is "millions."

rainerschein.bsky.social•24 days ago

The second blank could be tuberculosis. Maybe bird flu.

solapse.uk•24 days ago

Here's the Cards against Humanity version: Senator Jimmy Savile voted to confirm RFK Jr which led to David Bowie riding on a tiger made of lightning that killed BATMAN!!!

finiums.bsky.social•24 days ago

This is the most depressing Mad Libs I’ve ever seen.

kconthespot.bsky.social•24 days ago

Bacon & Fischer (NE)

sunny1udno.bsky.social•24 days ago

Very accurate.

narifol.bsky.social•24 days ago

This will be a Cards Against Humanity card

leener22.bsky.social•24 days ago

There are already sentences like this about him. "Samoa measles outbreak" and "over 80 people" can fill those last 2 blanks.

nopejustellen.bsky.social•24 days ago

@corybooker.com 👀

bongrippinbasher.bsky.social•23 days ago

Fetterman, hoodie flu, the big dumb senator from Pennsylvania

stillraptor.bsky.social•23 days ago

mcnuggs.bsky.social•24 days ago

Cruz, great brain worm sworm, everyone’s brains

suezw.bsky.social•24 days ago

I think that might have already happened.

maverickhammed.bsky.social•24 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/maverickhammed.bsky.social/post/3lgvmdsv7mc2l

catsforpeace2.bsky.social•24 days ago

Bookmark that! 💙

nikola.jborg.dk•24 days ago

McConnel, resurgence of polio, him this time around. Too soon?

emptywheel.bsky.social•24 days ago

So why aren't we using it now?

thisjillrocks.bsky.social•24 days ago

Exactly! Why aren’t Dems having daily press conferences, etc, and screaming this stuff from the rooftops?

jtunes6.bsky.social•24 days ago

Because the vote hasn’t happened yet?

summerlover.bsky.social•24 days ago

Because the people he’s killed so far are in Samoa.

summerlover.bsky.social•24 days ago

And Americans don’t give a F about anyone else.

bruinspatssox.bsky.social•24 days ago

So frustrating. It’s analogous to sleep paralysis

suzannaregos.bsky.social•24 days ago

Yeah, definitely use it now, because we may not even have midterms anymore.

leedennis.bsky.social•24 days ago

What is the 21st century equivalent of the iron lung? I want to invest in the company that makes it. I'd guess Elon and the Felon already have.

markstacky.bsky.social•24 days ago

Other than the Senator voted bit, it's been showing a bit anyway. What is that saying? MOAR!!

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/28/us/politics/measles-rfk-jr.html

krmckenney.bsky.social•24 days ago

Unfortunately because people/kids haven't died yet. Not convinced that dead kids move MAGA

tylerh3.bsky.social•24 days ago

We should be using it now

bdonedone.bsky.social•24 days ago

It’s like Mad Libs for morons

dmgold123.bsky.social•24 days ago

i'd prefer not having to see that, actually.
but, as has been noted, here we are.

saberkhai.bsky.social•24 days ago

That's a pretty good template for ads they should start running RIGHT NOW.

It really does fit too damn many of the scenarios that are popping up from the new Cavalcade of Clowns in charge.

burrowcrat.bsky.social•24 days ago

Most hopefully in the primaries for any democrat that brain-farts hard enough to vote Yes for him

gendergoo.bsky.social•24 days ago

A script used by progressive challengers and admonished heavily by the DNC you mean

bastet3186.bsky.social•24 days ago

Unfortunately, yep. Also throw some tuberculosis in the mix.

thewalkingjohn.bsky.social•24 days ago

I’ll start it out.

Senator Fetterman….

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