They're going to have Q deliver items by Amazon Prime - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 3 days ago

They're going to have Q deliver items by Amazon Prime

Reposted from Mark Chadbourn

If you like Bond this is disastrous.

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hunchy57.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m Zon Ama-ZON

edwardthethird.bsky.social•2 days ago

Barbara Broccoli?!

whyaduck.bsky.social•3 days ago

“Alexa, engage car submarine mode”

runningman1111.bsky.social•3 days ago

Noooooooo!!!!

krieger83.bsky.social•3 days ago

James Bond peaked with Casino Royale anyway.

thomasbroderick.bsky.social•3 days ago

Amazon drone

itus.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kevin Sorbo as Bond is gonna suck so bad.

webrant.bsky.social•3 days ago

The plot of 'No Time to Die' featured SPECTRE as a group of fascist oligarchs trying to poison the world that backfires and just kills all of them and Jeff Bezos is going to make sure that doesn't happen again.

Now we will get intimate bio stories on the rise of Blofeld, his mentor.

gyrogeerloose.bsky.social•3 days ago

And they will be Chinese counterfeits that even James Bond will have a difficult time returning.

dagsly.bsky.social•3 days ago

“The organization holding the princess is controlled by a man named Temu Walmart.”

007teacher.bsky.social•3 days ago

If you watch Ghosts, every episode now includes at least one brazen product placement for Amazon Prime.

Bond will have Amazon drones dropping off his gadgets along with Amazon Basic water bottles.

scaramango.bsky.social•2 days ago

I despise Bezos having control of the franchise, but I take solace in the fact that I still have a far better lair. Bezos lacks the creativity and class necessary to be a true Bond villain.

sapsquatch.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bond franchise now owned by Bond villain

adenalbert.com•3 days ago

“Bond, your mission briefing’s on Kindle Unlimited. Make sure you scroll through the 9000 pages of previous mission briefings or we won’t get paid our share of the revenue.”

brandonfrick.bsky.social•3 days ago

Amazon Basics Martini.
Shaken, not stirred.

granitehull.bsky.social•3 days ago

A younger, sexier Blofeld will be the new hero.

pollhereford.bsky.social•2 days ago

'This Kindle will self-destruct in ten seconds.'

bbix.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Broccoli family blew up the franchise when they released the last Bond film with Daniel Craig

automaton4u.bsky.social•3 days ago

They sold Bond to literal Blofeld.

fernieboy.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, Amazon have bought James Bond.

Does this mean we can expect 007 to switch sides and work for facists and oligarchs from now on?

michellemuzyk.bsky.social•2 days ago

Isn't he dead??? I love Bond--all of them--but he died in the last movie. Bond is dead!

tonyhouser.bsky.social•3 days ago

The next James Bond will be bald and own a big-city newspaper

mlmucci.bsky.social•3 days ago

In the next Amazon-produced Bond film, 007 will uncover a plot by evil government officials against a billionaire who wants to send "perfect" humans into space.
It's a remake of "Moonraker", but this time Drax is the hero.

kcrhetor.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bond has to read reviews of his exploding pen before he takes it from Q.

M starts an internal war in MI-6 when all the 00's try to unionize.

annabellelecter.bsky.social•3 days ago

It's another reason to wean off of Amazon.

berserkercoach.bsky.social•3 days ago

(laughs then cries)

robrakove.bsky.social•3 days ago

Pointless Bond-Reacher crossover movie

dogsdadbod.bsky.social•3 days ago

Bond is sent to take out a labor organizer living in an unhoused encampment in San Francisco. Reveal: she's a current Amazon warehouse employee living on food stamps.

The "Bond girl" is a Slovenian OnlyFans "model" in the country on a genius grant.

Bond theme: YMCA cover by Kid Rock

stwajda.bsky.social•3 days ago

Moneypenny will be renamed Dogecoin.

pdconner52.bsky.social•3 days ago

Guess Amazon is Choppin Broccoli. https://youtu.be/kTN01K8NI3w?si=5uwX1_rrWvAnT8Im

mrmyyx.bsky.social•2 days ago

Is it wrong to be relieved it's not Disney?

tommydeeelive.bsky.social•3 days ago

Q is going to show his top 10 useful items he found on amazon

bluestatedon.bsky.social•3 days ago

Announcing the new James Bond and Miss Moneypenny:

chadwalsh.bsky.social•3 days ago

‘No Time For DEI’ script + casting Melania as double-agent sex worker

indyananerd.bsky.social•3 days ago

Oh, this will suuuccckkkkk

jacunderatree.bsky.social•3 days ago

He'll plan his escape by ordering a Kia for next day Prime delivery.

hezzer.bsky.social•3 days ago

You mean Q-Anon

cdwilsher.bsky.social•3 days ago

Broccoli once said that they started the process of writing the script by deciding what people feared the most. Since that is currently the President of the United States, it was bound to be a fraught process.