For the record, I agree that Elon Musk is a dick. Ed Martin also seems like a dick. Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I yield the floor. - ThreadSky

kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 1 day ago

For the record, I agree that Elon Musk is a dick. Ed Martin also seems like a dick.

Thank you, Mr. Speaker. I yield the floor.

Reposted from Kevin M. Kruse

Honestly, I'd love to see other House Dems devote some of their floor time just to calling Musk a dick, over and over and over again.

It'll highlight the Trump effort to crack down on protected speech, emasculate Ed Martin and completely enrage Elon Musk.

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dpolar.bsky.social•1 day ago

Where are the fucking Dims? Their inertia, their cowardice, their supine indignation ( dickie durbin will write strong words) is both unexpected and terrifying.

shadrachnorth.bsky.social•1 day ago

I don't know the fine points of American law but wouldn't a court take judicial notice that he's a dick?

missinglynxnh.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon Musk is a dick.

lucysueliz.bsky.social•23 hours ago

I also agree that Elon is a dick. Ed Martin is also a dick. I look forward to my letter.

sjmom2.bsky.social•1 day ago

My thoughts exactly!!

invictusghost.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'd like to see thousands of people make Elon fear for his life.

angold.bsky.social•1 day ago

Instead of em dashes, they're EM dicks

stevennicholson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Too uncivil for Jeffries. Besides, he has a booktour to take care of.

fargolawyer.bsky.social•1 day ago

I honor of Wayne’s World and SNL 50:

If Elon were an ice cream flavor, he would be Pralines and Dick.

fleshnbloodrobot.bsky.social•1 day ago

It's almost like having a botched penile implant to make your micro member bigger, makes you an ever bigger dick.

dropoffthekeylee.bsky.social•1 day ago

#Muskrat

paulj2.bsky.social•1 day ago

No, I believe Ed Martin is dick-less. Care to show us, Eddie?

wittyretorthere.bsky.social•1 day ago

For the record I agree he is a dick. A small petty man who is a complete dick. A weenis as it were. We have to have more than enough substitutions for dick out there to keep this going for months.

2xaught7.bsky.social•1 day ago

Missourian here: Ed Martin is a dick.

thehilsy.bsky.social•1 day ago

Broken dick

normbord.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon is a dickless dick

borisboris.bsky.social•1 day ago

But not a biggus dickus.

roxie276.bsky.social•1 day ago

I agree, they are dicks.

youngocato.bsky.social•1 day ago

It could be like how Cato the Elder would end all of his senate speeches with “Carthago Delenda Est” same idea just for calling him a dick.

timbophoto.bsky.social•1 day ago

“Nazi dick”

shepherdone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Calling someone a "dick" is dickish, Calling them lying traitors and sociopaths would start the conversation we should have been having all along.

dvdbutler.bsky.social•1 day ago

I concur, Elon Musk is a dick and should actually die if he finds the soonest opportunity.

titaniumchassis.bsky.social•23 hours ago

Richard Noggin works well too

jackcrawfordnow.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean...it feels completely natural.

viscountbosham.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oh god, can we make it like the Meow game from Super Troopers?

benthestoic.bsky.social•1 day ago

Now folks, calling dick Musk a dick is not dick nice. He's clearly dick sensitive. Sadly, we all know what dick that means.

jonnyklemchuk.bsky.social•1 day ago

South Park has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

citychicken.bsky.social•1 day ago

We deserve better comic sans authoritarianism

yeahbutnahbut.bsky.social•1 day ago

*Mathew Whittaker has entered the chatroom carrying his sales book*

drummike.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ed Martin is definitely a dick. Willing to abuse the Constitution at Trump's command.

marymacdougall.bsky.social•1 day ago

I hate this word, but if our new speech overlord Ed Martin is offended by both the term and the criticism, well, Elon Musk is a dick. And apparently, an illegal alien who in my opinion should be deported and permanently barred from returning.

grueloflaw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Your letter is in the mail.

stokesrj2.bsky.social•1 day ago

I too agree that Elon Musk is a dick.

Please repost.

danny1v.bsky.social•1 day ago

The second worst graduate of Holy Cross behind Clarence
Thomas

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