Mine do the opposite. Like to an almost annoying degree. Every time I sit down even for just a second, one of my cats (or sometimes both at the same time) see it as an invitation to come sleep on my lap.
Like I do like having them there but it also basically locks me in place until they move 🥲
Here's what you get in exchange for those scritchies. Totally worth it. #tortiesofbluesky (I'm guessing that's the tag for these mocha swirl babies on here)
In contrast, my cat would be like
"Oh hi! You're here! May I have scritchies and cuddles? Hey you're not giving me scritchies yet. Meooooowwwww! I will force myself into your hands and put my rump in your face."
I sometimes cat-sit my neighbor's cat and he is like this. He will now sit within arm's-length of me b/c he knows I will not try to touch him. But he will hang out close to me for hours if I'm outside, following me around the yard.
THIS!! If I dare try to hold him he goes catatonic! Just freezes like his brain has just short-circuited. Ok, I just made myself smile. His nickname is "freak show" so you can imagine he's quite the character. 16+ and not aging much--he must be satan.
So true.
This huge cat hovers everywhere I am, but no cuddles.
No bathroom privacy, & no cuddles.
Waking-up to this, looking down at me, is proof cats are smart, but have a sick sense of humor.⬇
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I wish she would have an existential crisis, go to therapy, and then either become more affectionate or move out so i can get a better cat.
Like I do like having them there but it also basically locks me in place until they move 🥲
I swear i fallowd the actual account month's ago
"Oh hi! You're here! May I have scritchies and cuddles? Hey you're not giving me scritchies yet. Meooooowwwww! I will force myself into your hands and put my rump in your face."
Love your work
Me: may I pat you?
"No no , bites my hand*"
Term and conditions are required™️
Harry is all this
Another entertaining comic 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This huge cat hovers everywhere I am, but no cuddles.
No bathroom privacy, & no cuddles.
Waking-up to this, looking down at me, is proof cats are smart, but have a sick sense of humor.⬇
(I didn't see the twitter post)