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I still can’t get over how shitty Kanye’s swastika T-shirts were. I washed mine ONCE and it shrunk two sizes. This country is going down the tubes.

Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.

1 year ago today, the infamous 'Willy Wonka Chocolate Experience' took place.

Advertisers are back baby

TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

Oops

Well. Tulip is awake

my Trader Joe’s cashier proposed to me and I said yes

instagram’s doing great!

Oh that thing he did was illegal? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller?

Don't threaten me with a good time

Lol. Lmao

“Why is Elon’s coup not on the front page of the New York Times???” idk, probably because the NYT is a puzzle game app that happens to also release articles about how trans people aren’t real but are also somehow a menace. It’s like asking why there isn’t a sonnet printed on your toilet paper

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

The number one red flag for bad journalism imo is the word “admit” you mean he told you? In an interview??

There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.

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i never want to see another spreadsheet again

Stranger: Are you ok? Me: [slowly rotating in a circle] One of my Heelys is broken

Every cartoonist has a comic they knocked out in a few minutes that people respond to way more than their "real" comics. This is mine, from 2019. The Eye Booger Police.

Have decided I need to see a lot of you boys dressed like this for halloween 2025

Charli xcx has been announced as a performer at this year’s #GRAMMYs  .

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

sorry i did jazz hands when you took off your bra

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

....due to corporate partnership agreements with places like Meta and X.

Me and my mentions today

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

please re-renner this urgent message

TikTok has been restored in the United States after 14 hours.

Instead of joining Chinese apps as an alternative to TikTok, Gen Z users should simply stop dancing and having fun and become mildly depressed 37 year old Bluesky users talking about Star Trek Deep Space 9

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

the reason gen z doesn’t care at all about “china having their data” is because gen z knows that the US government has collected their online activity data since they were born

Wolf Blitzer celebrating a Bills win in a room that hasn't been updated since the towers fell

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

straight

in this meeting if anyone asks me for an update i am going to open my mouth and yodel

Hitting allow and giving my data directly to XI Jinping

child custody rap battle

A question for the liberal mind: are you awake yet?

Sorry for casting evil spells on you I had low blood sugar

Oh I'm so sorry, your boyfriend has come down with a terrible case of podcast voice

richmond gov is saying we might have tap water back by friday. henrico county switched supply to alleviate ours and now they're running out too

Richmond, Virginia has no water. Los Angeles is on fire. Atlanta is getting snow later this week. And apparently the incoming president wants to annex Greenland and Panama. Somebody needs to unplug 2025 and reboot it.