Excited to learn that there is going to be a deputy director of the FBI who once replied to me in a testy fashion after I tweeted something like "Don Bingbongo" at him.
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Think of the exciting times ahead where you can do the same thing and receive a month of waterboarding at Gitmo while having your avatar airbrushed from bluesky
Dog The Bounty Hunter has been tapped to replace Justin Hartley as the head of The Department of Tracker, CBS reports. Trump has further commented that Kevin Sorbo is now Reacher. He did not respond to follow up questions about what this means or how it would be implemented.
I love that everyone is just clown’ this guy! The position of Deputy Director of the FBI should be one of prestige and valor. A highly respected and trusting individual. 🤭 When all this mess is cleared up we are going to have to completely rebrand. No one will take us seriously, ever again.
Holy shit, that bastard bobo gimbo. And as the saying goes: elections have consequences. After the fascists reign in America, no one will say who gives a shit about voting?
Request your file now, so the FBI can get busy redacting it and dreaming up reasons not to give it to you. Busywork like that can fill up their plates, leaving them less time to do the other bad things on their list.
Danny Bongos blocked me for calling him Danny Bongos. I was blocked by the future Deputy Director of the FBI. This is my finest accomplishment, not only as a poster, but as a human being.
I learned quickly that if you repeatedly intentionally mispronounced his last name on a mostly right wing radio station, you don’t get a LOT of death threats, but you don’t get zero either!
dan bongino blocked me when I posted about that time I got testicular torsion and said my bawbag looked kind of like him by the time I made it to the doctor
That’s a follow.
When people reference the guy whose name I think is Boingy-Boingy, and they get irritated, I say it doesn’t matter how we pronounce people’s names.
“How do you say Kamala?
Thought so. Boingy-Boingy.”
He's another incompetent blowhard with a hard on for Putin. Still, I take all threats seriously. Especially when they come from a fuck-up head case like Bongino.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IUZP2Wxk60
i wanna sit with dan bongino
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan-uARF4
Don Badingalong.
Bong Dang, Gina
Bang Dong-gina
Daniel Bong
Dano Bang Theory
"Bonging, me lad..."
*Maniacal laughter unsure if she disbelieves me or the entire world*
Pronouncing names and pronoun preferences don’t matter any more. 🤷🏻♀️
Ain't so totally batshit
As is Kash Patel.
#HaikuChallenge: batshit
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QHmC0VfLi-w
Bingbong
When people reference the guy whose name I think is Boingy-Boingy, and they get irritated, I say it doesn’t matter how we pronounce people’s names.
“How do you say Kamala?
Thought so. Boingy-Boingy.”
This one, if anyone is curious:
https://youtu.be/09Nan-uARF4?si=MvN6U9qG3A1FmHIu