I want a video game where I can romance every team member and vendor and random dude or lady walking around. EVEN THE CHEESE SELLER - ThreadSky

dambold.bsky.social • 19 days ago

I want a video game where I can romance every team member and vendor and random dude or lady walking around. EVEN THE CHEESE SELLER

Comments

trousersofdoom.bsky.social•19 days ago

This is Fable, where you can win a partner by farting at them, take their hand and then end up having them killed by goblins on your way home.

ripchazmo.bsky.social•18 days ago

i’m intrigued

trousersofdoom.bsky.social•18 days ago

Technically, it's Fable 3, which has a cast of British voice talent including John Cleese, Stephen Fry, Zoe Wanamaker, Julia Sawalha and James Cordern.

vale-wanderer.bsky.social•19 days ago

Not the cheese seller! You go too far, sir! Too far!

katrinathelamia.bsky.social•19 days ago

The Cheese Seller should never NOT be a possible romance option

dambold.bsky.social•19 days ago

Agreed!

curiousgamereep.bsky.social•19 days ago

No cheese vendor, but Stardew Valley has you covered.

greatvaluegamer.bsky.social•19 days ago

Fable 1 and 2 might be your games

karahd.bsky.social•19 days ago

gonna pretend that three other people didn't already beat me to the punch and say especially the cheese seller

zyoeru.bsky.social•19 days ago

In Sims 2 you can create an entire neighbourhood full of potential conquests. They really knew how to make games a decade ago.

dambold.bsky.social•19 days ago

Seriously that’s how the game should be described lol

zyoeru.bsky.social•19 days ago

In the many, many years I’ve been playing The Sims, my Sims have always ended up horny bisexuals.

dambold.bsky.social•19 days ago

I feel like it’s a sims prerequisite

beefypeach.bsky.social•19 days ago

That random dude isn't ready for love... He's been hurt before

dambold.bsky.social•19 days ago

I will treat him right, our love will ripen like a fine aged Gouda

ahmetkkeles.bsky.social•19 days ago

Especially the cheese

cherrysourlagata.bsky.social•19 days ago

stardew valley could be cool

pheonix45.bsky.social•19 days ago

That's Dragonn's Dogma.

sanmei.bsky.social•19 days ago

In the meantime, I invite you to check out Date Everything, in which you can presumably date the cheese.

dambold.bsky.social•19 days ago

I don’t want to date the cheese.

dynamitelaserbeam.bsky.social•19 days ago

macgriffers.bsky.social•19 days ago

Especially the cheese vendor.

ghostratcriminal.bsky.social•19 days ago

Don't stop yourself at the Cheese Vendor. Romance the cheese, too.

facedog.bsky.social•19 days ago

ESPECIALLY the cheese seller

Posting Rules

Be respectful to others
No spam or self-promotion
Stay on topic
Follow Bluesky's terms of service

Comments

Posting Rules

Reply