I'm sorry, I don't have the energy to get off the sofa. But I'll share my biscuits, chocolate and cuppa tea ... Can I be first employee in your bookshop by sea 🙏 please?
Sometimes I wonder if the movie Crank was really just a script someone wrote to motivate themselves on sleepy/drowsy mornings. Your post reminded me of that
In all seriousness I have never felt more awake than just after the little pulse of adrenaline that follows nearly nodding off, in that brief moment where it feels like falling.
My lazy friend refused to cattle-prod me into decorating for Christmas b/c she’s too depressed to get out of bed. I forgive her. Neighbors decked out yards day after Halloween.🤮🤮
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Just go to the nearest body of frozen water, chop a hole in the ice and jump in. Coffee and other stimulants will not be needed for a period of at least 3 days.
May I suggest a bridge? The view is pretty and you can try a cannonball before you butt gets shoved out of your mouth🤣🤣🤣🤣
*and for anyone that needs help, this was a joke and I'd never suggest anyone harm themselves✌️
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✨rest and refresh✨
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I feel you.
Wake up quickly
(zombier than usual)
Chunks hurt your nose
🤣👍
🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://www.tiktok.com/@fj_molimoli/video/7424046521802345771
Have you tried an espresso?
I wanna get tossed in a freakin’ hole and drift away…
(That or pushed again)
Try an espresso. We need Blue you.
Credit @susiedent.com
*and for anyone that needs help, this was a joke and I'd never suggest anyone harm themselves✌️