relationships should be 50/50. you cook while i sit on the counter making you laugh. - ThreadSky

lilblackheart.bsky.social • 16 hours ago

relationships should be 50/50. you cook while i sit on the counter making you laugh.

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countingkyles.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I'm a chef and this would 100% work for me.

rheuphus.bsky.social•2 hours ago

and you will be wearing what ?

sweetglasses.bsky.social•14 hours ago

This id definitely the way 😆

emmeowzing.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Haha I love this dynamic actually. Like lemme let you taste things along the way for feedback. That's a fun date

lilblackheart.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Right?!

jalan-jeff.bsky.social•14 hours ago

If you agree to clean up and wash dishes afterwards, I’ll sign a contract.

keithhancock.bsky.social•15 hours ago

That works for me.

faefromthefield.bsky.social•15 hours ago

As the cook in my relationship, I love the company in the kitchen that stays out of the way, tells me stories, and follows the occasional direction.

themaryunfaithful.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Marry me

drakobangz.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I don’t have a witty comeback because this is 100 my relationship and I love it.

Like you want to be in the same room with me? And all I have to do is make a lasagna?

You got it pretty lady.

handonthetiller.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Sounds reasonable

monadojojo.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The PERFECT 50/50! That is the best kind of relationship imo

lilblackheart.bsky.social•11 hours ago

👏🏻👏🏻

powermac8500.bsky.social•16 hours ago

100% preferable to sitting on the couch waiting for the food and then not even coming to the table to eat with the fam.

If that sounds oddly specific, it is.

higayryannn.bsky.social•15 hours ago

and then i’ll clean up bc the way they load the dishwasher triggers my ocd 😅

wdm1955.bsky.social•15 hours ago

The missus and I are 50/50. She tells me what to do, and I do it .

skippjon1.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Sounds fair!!

re2do.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Exacto. Por eso eso lo del 68 (me lo mamas ahora y te debo una) no funciona.

okloveyou2.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Jazz.

nostalgiajon.bsky.social•12 hours ago

What if its the opposite. She cooks and I make her laugh lol

lilblackheart.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Whatever works for you.

joegofar.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Deal! But only if you do the dishes while I sit on the counter making you laugh.

thelionseye.bsky.social•16 hours ago

sounds fair 🫶

wyo-cat.bsky.social•14 hours ago

As long as you help clean up?

All good.

cairbear00000.bsky.social•12 hours ago

But who does the dishes?

bethkolmo.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Anyone OTHER than the person who cooked.

freddiefarkle.bsky.social•40 minutes ago

Who's laughing after I put 3 garlic cloves in your eggs Florentine.

edlucke.bsky.social•13 hours ago

hard boiled eggs ?

marcosnyc.bsky.social•5 hours ago

You can afford eggs?

edlucke.bsky.social•5 hours ago

your right, grilled cheese .

marcosnyc.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Perfect. The recipe book says if you need an egg substitute you can use grilled cheese. (Everyone is impressed with my baking)

edlucke.bsky.social•4 hours ago

it makes complicated cooking so much more fun . I just chuck butter in the pan first

cksavannah73.bsky.social•15 hours ago

that sounds dreamy! i'll start a sirloin and roasted potatoes. You in??

elguapo333.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Nice! That is exactly my marriage, but I am down with it, I love cooking for my wife and kids

dogma2015k8s.bsky.social•15 hours ago

dam wish i had an offer like that, love to cook 🧑‍🍳 going to open with that one 😀

lilblackheart.bsky.social•13 hours ago

😆👏🏻

polyculeofone.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Not a bad deal at all.

I do have to say, my ex's offer was ALL the housework in exchange for me cooking the meals.

But jokes are good too.

chrispmueller.bsky.social•16 hours ago

That sounds totally fair.

extremelyserious.bsky.social•16 hours ago

i am gonna need you to get off the counter though, like we dont have a lot of counter space and this meal requires a lot of prep

kinda need to get at the cutting board at least

lizonline011.bsky.social•12 hours ago

YES!!!😁🤣😊😄😂

lexie1179.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Should be, but never are. Most are 70/30 at best, while the rest are 80/20 or worse.

magaexposed.bsky.social•15 hours ago

This has been pretty close to my relationship with my wife for the last 18 years. I cook and she sits in the living room, entertaining me.

adewright.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Sounds like a great deal to me

lilblackheart.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Looks excellent

adewright.bsky.social•13 hours ago

That’s very kind of you, thanks mate

valdezmg.bsky.social•13 hours ago

All for that

king-ebeneezer.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Deal. 🤣🤣🤣 laughing already.

seadragons.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Sounds fair

carlosharwith.bsky.social•6 hours ago

drramblings.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I’d take that, but they gotta help clean.

n7d7.bsky.social•15 hours ago

This has been my approach

Although I will prep if I’m humger

vincentahtch.bsky.social•15 hours ago

That sound very complimentary.

boob609.bsky.social•14 hours ago

That is nearly the exact relationship I have with my hubs. He cooks & I sit on the couch and make him laugh.

missshellshock.bsky.social•2 hours ago

Being the funny one is really more 75%

lilblackheart.bsky.social•1 hour ago

Yes! 🙌🏻 👏🏻

dreinpg.bsky.social•15 hours ago

How cute.

pbrunson.bsky.social•15 hours ago

You like ramen and frozen burritos?

jakernory.bsky.social•5 hours ago

I cook, whilst you do something fun whilst not entering the kitchen under any circs.

datoldgoat.bsky.social•1 hour ago

This right here. This is the right response.

lilblackheart.bsky.social•1 hour ago

I’m on board with that half the time the other half I’m sitting in the kitchen 💁🏻‍♀️

rodrickspode.bsky.social•1 hour ago

And then you do the washing up? 😘🌈👍

edsplace.bsky.social•8 hours ago

😂😂😂

abrademmon.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Looking glamorous while drinking something interesting, like Port, out of a tiny glass?

suemm33.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Sounds fair

righto1.bsky.social•13 hours ago

And then...

billthecat71.bsky.social•2 hours ago

sounds like a little slice of heaven

darthmother.bsky.social•3 hours ago

This is my relationship with my daughter
-a woman who has destroyed three microwave ovens (and is forever banned from making Mug Cakes)

It's also reminiscent of my relationship with my mother
- a woman who once burned air (and not metaphorically)

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